By Anonymous - 20/09/2010 07:10 - United Kingdom
The Top
Where is my mind?
By brainfart - 19/09/2020 10:01
What the F are you doing?
By WaychulMonster - 03/12/2021 02:03 - United States - Salt Lake City
Oh, hello!
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By Chey1309 - 29/06/2010 03:19 - United States
Prison Break
By Anonymous - 25/09/2020 08:01 - Australia - Brisbane
Some fantasy…
By Anonymous - 30/12/2021 22:59
Science, bitch!
By Anonymous - 26/07/2024 20:00 - United Kingdom
By bloodynose - 27/06/2009 02:35 - United States
chunkynose tells us more.
By bleurghh - 31/12/2010 15:06 - United Kingdom
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By VAngelique - 10/01/2010 14:48 - United States
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Daydreaming
By thefmlman2011 - 02/10/2020 14:55 - Australia - Warrnambool
thefmlman2011 tells us more.
Hey everyone! I thought I’d update everyone. This event in particular happened back in November 2017, and what happened was, I’d made the trip from home to a suburb near where the event was happening on the Thursday prior to the weekend starting for set up on the Friday. On the Friday, I made the trip to the airport in the major city about an hour from where I was at to pick up a friend who was flying from interstate. After multiple trips, you’d think I’d know which way I was going to head home, but alas, I ended up an hour and a half away from home. Yes I deserve it, and my friends haven’t let me forget this, and bring it up every time we meet someone new.
Quiet
By Deborah - 27/10/2011 06:41 - United States
By toomuchmetal - 24/06/2009 19:17 - United States
Facts, feelings…
By Jimbob - 28/09/2020 17:01 - United States - Austin
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By Anonymous - 20/09/2012 12:31 - United States
We need to talk
By wtf - 24/10/2011 22:46 - United Kingdom
By StinkyCactus - 08/01/2010 06:23 - United States
StinkyCactus tells us more.
"LOL U CANT HAS PET HEDGIE ITS EVIL/FAKE FAKE FAKE/WHO HAS PET HEDGEDOG NEWAYS?" Eat a dick. "Google." Seriously, do you people really think it's okay to just open your ignorant trap about every little thing you have a misinformed opinion about? Seriously, before you get all stupid on the internet, know what you're talking about. "I AM TEH HEDGEHAWG OWNUR GOD AND UR DOIN IT WRONG!" Yes, it was a mistake for her to get into the cat's litter, but other than that, she is very well taken care of and very happy. I have done a lot of research about the kind of hedgehog she is and how to take care of her, so rest assured, she is in good hands, so please, pull your head out of your ass. Again- know what you're talking about before you judge. "HOW I GETZ HOG? PLZ TELL MEEEEEEEEE" Google. Seriously! That's how I did. I heard people had them as pets, so, I started researching. I drove 3 hours to find a qualified breeder to pick up my baby hedgie, but only before I spent a good week reading literature and reading articles by owners and breeders about their health and what to expect. DO NOT go get a hedgie on a random whim- AGAIN- know what you're doing before taking on a pet, of any kind. If you think you're ready, and can legally own one, look up your local breeder and set it up. Thank you for everyone with pleasant comments and/or at least civil ones if you disagree with hedgehog ownership.
Scams galore
By alynn - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
What are you guys up to?
By OnlyFecked - 29/12/2021 13:59
No kinkshaming but… what?
By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 22:59
By bob - 22/10/2011 04:55 - Canada
Not gonna happen
By how bout no! - 10/10/2020 02:01 - United States - Hesperia
No dress code
By Anonymous - 22/03/2023 22:00 - United States - Sherman Oaks
By walktowardslight - 03/12/2014 10:35 - Denmark - R?dovre
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Ugh, pour little me was just going about the daily grind, and now you're all making a mochary of my misfortune?!
By box bulge - 21/10/2011 01:24 - China
Check 'em
By David H. - 23/12/2010 08:18
By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 07:54 - United States
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lol the mashed potatoes I had were kind of chunky, and so after I threw up, there were still bits of it left in my nose. I had to blow my nose to get them out, and so I blew chunks of taters out my nose into the tissue. my mom almost fainted. :)