By Anonymous - 30/12/2009 04:58 - United States

Spicy
Today, I woke up and realized I'd experienced my first "nocturnal emission". I'm a 24 year-old guy who has been married for 3 months. Guess who isn't getting any. FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 412
You deserved it 3 105

Same thing different taste

Top comments

vrock 0

Wow, its bitches like you that make me love my girlfriend

Is your "BF", by any chance, the hamster in your profile picture?

Comments

YOU COULD HAVE JUST SAID "WET DREAM" FFS you made me search in google....

jrkarikas 0

got my 1st wet dream at 11. started jizzing at 12. ur wife is probably unsatisfied.

I had only one wet dreamsnd I was thirteen, started jizzing at 10 :p

hahaha I was just about to google it too then I was like "hey, somebody probably commented wat it means" lol

TheAPPLESLAVE 4

Wtf bit young don't ya think???

OMG same here I was about to look it up and was like nah someone already would have! HA!

wow! I can relate, newly wed, 24, and have my 3rd nocturnal emission in the last 6 months! I never had on in my life before living with the new wife.. fml too!

I think she is hot and your brain is trying to tell you something! Have sex with her whenever you can!

blland 0

night ****, sleep cum, wet dream... I just repeated myself and what I'm saying is redundant.

perdix 29

Are you on Ambien or something? Were you standing over her sleepwanking when you had this supposed "nocturnal emission?" And duck2121, this is the Internet -- here, we answer our own questions about general information. Learn to Google (or, God forbid, Bing). You'll be better for it.

>.> <.< YAY IM THE FIRST ONE TO REPLY TO PERDIX!!!!!

^and yet you didn't even reply to his comment... Perdix, I usually don't google anything when I'm reading FML because I'm a teenager and lazy. Besides, someone always comments saying the definition or meaning of the phrase/word I'm questioning. ;D

boohoo you aren't getting laid. grow up. if you thought marriage meant unlimited sex, be ready to become disappointed. maybe ***** going on with her body or something, or maybe she just isn't in the mood because you aren't putting any effort into it. you want us women to **** you, do something other than strip and be like okay your turn and be lazy throughout the process. kthx :)

BoWZeR 1

u probably don't get any cuz ur ******* ugly

vrock 0

Wow, its bitches like you that make me love my girlfriend

You make it sound like your sex life is nearly non-existant if existant at all.