"in case of fire, hide all your valuables... in your anus"

its from a movie yall. euro trip?

26, I feel like "giggity" should follow that.

Am I the only one irritated at people saying "ya'll"?

Y'all* It's a contraction of "you" and "all"

That is ****** up

#63, You should come to Texas.

@69 Yes.

And record it. And put it on youtube.

and OP will probably get beaten up again for being a "burglar" and flinch more... =x

But only if it's funny. Op must execute the plan to it's full potential. There is hilarity to be ensued.

I really like the way you think, cookie for you kind sir.

Hell yes, I was hungry. If only they could get a cookie printer . Perhaps holding a chainsaw oozing a dark blood like substance ? I wouldn't want to box someone with a chainsaw.

wait until you've gotten over that tramautic experience then have at it op. I'm sorry :(

Or, get those baby monitors and put them hidden somewhere in their rooms, and watch them. Repeat their every movement back to them, but disguise your voice. Do anything you can to make them paranoid.

They were strapped for jokes.

That doesn't work here. Nice try.

That's exactly what I thought. My cousin got mugged recently and we all took him out for a nice dinner and a couple drinks to help him feel better. OP's family should be comforting as well.

I'm sorry OP. Your family sucks, and if they think so little of your feelings, I don't think there's anything you can say to make them stop.

Along with the thousands of ass hats who apparently think OP deserves getting laughed at for being nervous after a mugging. I fail to see how any of that can be construed as OP's fault.

My family does it to me all the time, but instead of laughing they punch my shoulder really hard, twice.

Idk about taking advice from mozart

It's Beethoven you shitehawk.