By Anonymous - United States - San Diego
Today, I have to deal with being laughed at by my mother and sister, because they keep making sharp movements towards me, causing me to flinch. This is because I got mugged and beaten last night. They think it's hysterical. FML
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  llamaslikesoda  |  21

#63, You should come to Texas.

  devildog562  |  33

Hell yes, I was hungry. If only they could get a cookie printer .

Perhaps holding a chainsaw oozing a dark blood like substance ? I wouldn't want to box someone with a chainsaw.


Or, get those baby monitors and put them hidden somewhere in their rooms, and watch them. Repeat their every movement back to them, but disguise your voice. Do anything you can to make them paranoid.

  cheeeksss  |  29

That's exactly what I thought. My cousin got mugged recently and we all took him out for a nice dinner and a couple drinks to help him feel better. OP's family should be comforting as well.

  Sandman366  |  6

Along with the thousands of ass hats who apparently think OP deserves getting laughed at for being nervous after a mugging. I fail to see how any of that can be construed as OP's fault.