Today, it was snowing. I slipped on the ice and fell in the middle of the road, dislocating my left shoulder and knee. As I was screaming in pain and trying...

By Anonymous - 6/1/2010 21:15 - United Kingdom

Today, it was snowing. I slipped on the ice and fell in the middle of the road, dislocating my left shoulder and knee. As I was screaming in pain and trying to stand up, two boys on the pavement threw snowballs at me while everyone in the cars just drove around me. FML

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By kushi_fml | 1

#759341 - Thursday 7 January 2010 3:01

i believe it, ppl are so inconsiderate, just like the ones who are calling fake right now
you are probably the same ones who would not help a person in need and u know it
if u see someone who needs help, be a HUMAN and HELP THEM. fuken retards.

By iambatman123 | 0

#759201 - Thursday 7 January 2010 1:43

As soon as your shoulder gets better kick the shit out of them :)

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By devendra_fml | 0

#759162 - Thursday 7 January 2010 1:33

you were walking in the middle of the road?

Incubuss | 0

#759179 - Thursday 7 January 2010 1:38

Erm.. to cross the road?

evangldbrg | 0

#759653 - Thursday 7 January 2010 6:16

Why did the woman cross the road?
Fuck if I know, but if she was in the kitchen she wouldn't have gotten hurt to begin with

Reyo | 2

#759883 - Thursday 7 January 2010 9:46

She was walking across the street maybe?

NinjaKiller920 | 1

#886585 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 23:58

Yeah making me a damn samich

ambition10 | 0

#1809204 - Tuesday 7 December 2010 17:13

lol:p

bunniex1 | 11

#4884929 - Saturday 1 September 2012 15:36

Can panda has a sandwhich?

liinkinparkfan97 | 34

#6722900 - Thursday 15 December 2016 4:57

You ever thought that maybe OP was crossing the street?

By tomc666 | 0

#759164 - Thursday 7 January 2010 1:34

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

NostalgiaFreak9 | 40

#7570997 - Saturday 2 December 2017 17:57

Have you ever dislocated a joint? It’s not fun or pleasant, so the poster screaming from the pain doesn’t make him a fag at all.

By aguacomm | 0

#759169 - Thursday 7 January 2010 1:34

first haha

Incubuss | 0

#759184 - Thursday 7 January 2010 1:39

HAHA FAIL

Shit_happens_123 | 0

#759277 - Thursday 7 January 2010 2:16

asshole

liinkinparkfan97 | 34

#6722903 - Thursday 15 December 2016 5:00

You're not first and no one cares.

By Incubuss | 0

#759171 - Thursday 7 January 2010 1:34

FYL! It's been really icy near me as well. Us British are not prepared for snow!

ThatWasPathetic | 0

#760770 - Thursday 7 January 2010 20:36

Exactly. People should read up on Kitty Genovese. Tragedy, that.

By Starfire22 | 5

#759191 - Thursday 7 January 2010 1:40

:D Carrie theme event? Sounds like fun!

By iambatman123 | 0

#759201 - Thursday 7 January 2010 1:43

As soon as your shoulder gets better kick the shit out of them :)

By Soulathyia | 0

#759205 - Thursday 7 January 2010 1:44

Tommorow sit on your porch with a Nerf Gun (or a real gun) and shoot at everybody including people in cars. When they ask wtf you're doing tell them it's payback! Oh or throw Olive Oil all over the road and the sidewalk!