Today, it was snowing. I slipped on the ice and fell in the middle of the road, dislocating my left shoulder and knee. As I was screaming in pain and trying to stand up, two boys on the pavement threw snowballs at me while everyone in the cars just drove around me. FML
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devendra_fml
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you were walking in the middle of the road?
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Incubuss
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Erm.. to cross the road?
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evangldbrg
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Why did the woman cross the road?
Fuck if I know, but if she was in the kitchen she wouldn't have gotten hurt to begin with
Fuck if I know, but if she was in the kitchen she wouldn't have gotten hurt to begin with
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Reyo
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She was walking across the street maybe?
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NinjaKiller920
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Yeah making me a damn samich
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ambition10
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lol:p
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bunniex1
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Can panda has a sandwhich?
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liinkinparkfan97
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You ever thought that maybe OP was crossing the street?
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tomc666
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NostalgiaFreak9
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Have you ever dislocated a joint? It’s not fun or pleasant, so the poster screaming from the pain doesn’t make him a fag at all.
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aguacomm
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first haha
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Incubuss
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HAHA FAIL
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Shit_happens_123
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asshole
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liinkinparkfan97
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You're not first and no one cares.
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Incubuss
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FYL! It's been really icy near me as well. Us British are not prepared for snow!
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ThatWasPathetic
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Exactly. People should read up on Kitty Genovese. Tragedy, that.
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Starfire22
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:D Carrie theme event? Sounds like fun!
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iambatman123
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As soon as your shoulder gets better kick the shit out of them :)
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Soulathyia
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Tommorow sit on your porch with a Nerf Gun (or a real gun) and shoot at everybody including people in cars. When they ask wtf you're doing tell them it's payback! Oh or throw Olive Oil all over the road and the sidewalk!
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Shit_happens_123
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sweet revenge!!!
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shadow455
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i bet ur american if gun is the first thing to come to mind and i bet the second thing is lawsuit
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azhein
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the second thing was olive oil
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cel123456789
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fake
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neverStopLaughin
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how is it fake?!?!
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Mr_Cool72
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soooo many things are fake.. where do you live? cause if its true your should move
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8trickster8
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You're fake
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iLYo0xJOE
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That sucks!
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lyndis_fml
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PumaFau
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dislocating your shoulder is an intense pain you douche
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rcloca
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Says the one with no profile picture because he's to embarrassed of himself.
you are probably the same ones who would not help a person in need and u know it
if u see someone who needs help, be a HUMAN and HELP THEM. fuken retards.