He was trying to help you. Get over it. I thought you were going to say something like "Instead of saving me from the branch he decided to save the squirrel still perched on the branch." Not an fml.

but that one would have been predictable. too much like so many other fmls. this one was funny instead.

at least he cares about you :p

well you know he loves ya!

ditto

You're telling me if someone accidentally shoved a tree branch in your face you'd be totally cool with it?

Well I would venture to say that if my father was trying to shove me out of the way of the branch and sacrifice it landing on him instead but couldn't get there fast enough and it still hit me, yes I might be a little forgiving.

k

Pruning trees helps nature, it makes it so the tree can grow blossoms which turn into fruit...

6 you really had to just say k? OP he was trying to save you, get over it