By crier - 27/08/2013 18:34 - United States - Norfolk

By crier - 27/08/2013 18:34 - United States - Norfolk
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"Shhh!! Don't make OP cry!" *whispers* "What? Shit, do NOT cry on me."
What are you talking about 18
It seems you should tone down the moaning just a touch. Either that or invite your neighbour in to help next time.
Hush little baby don't you cry, momma's gonna buy you a boyfriend. or girlfriend
If you ended with "momma's gonna buy you a girl or guy" it would have fit in since it rhymed.
You must be pretty awkward in bed.
Hahaha but Asian girls are crazy. I'd cry too if I had to shove eels up my butt. (You don't even want to know what I've seen) and to the OP, well... Like everyone else has said, tone it down or perhaps have a loud TV on..? *sigh* not really good with advice ._.
Did better than I can think of
soooo when you cry...does it sound like your masturbating ? would create awkward sympathy hugs
At least your neighbour sounded like they were concerned about you. That's not a bad thing :)
Or... the neighbor actually knew and wanted in on it.
I bet your explanation was priceless. But maybe quiet down a bit.
It prolly was
Prolly?... Prolly?!
No one knows how to spell anymore. Or they're just too lazy.
"Sound like I'm crying" I think you're doing it wrong
i feel bad for the guy. he probably thinks he's doing something wrong
OP was masturbating.
But master-bating is WrOng! Your dick might fall off! ~
I have been doing it for 25 years off and on. It's still there.
What if op is a girl?
Keywords
just wow. maybe take it down a notch
soooo when you cry...does it sound like your masturbating ? would create awkward sympathy hugs