By crier - 27/08/2013 18:34 - United States - Norfolk

Spicy
Today, I realized the moans I make when masturbating sound like I'm crying. I realized this when my neighbor pounded on the door asking if I was okay. FML
I agree, your life sucks 50 516
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just wow. maybe take it down a notch

soooo when you cry...does it sound like your masturbating ? would create awkward sympathy hugs

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just wow. maybe take it down a notch

"Shhh!! Don't make OP cry!" *whispers* "What? Shit, do NOT cry on me."

What are you talking about 18

Don't matter, had ..."hand" sex lol

18, go home, you're drunk.

It seems you should tone down the moaning just a touch. Either that or invite your neighbour in to help next time.

Hush little baby don't you cry, momma's gonna buy you a boyfriend. or girlfriend

Your profile pic makes that a hundred percent more fucking creepy.

If you ended with "momma's gonna buy you a girl or guy" it would have fit in since it rhymed.

You must be pretty awkward in bed.

Kinda reminds me of those asian girls in porn who all sound as if they're crying

Hahaha but Asian girls are crazy. I'd cry too if I had to shove eels up my butt. (You don't even want to know what I've seen) and to the OP, well... Like everyone else has said, tone it down or perhaps have a loud TV on..? *sigh* not really good with advice ._.

Did better than I can think of

soooo when you cry...does it sound like your masturbating ? would create awkward sympathy hugs

Does that mean you have weeping orgasms and incredible sobs?

#63 your profile pic makes it seem as if you want it up the ass.

At least your neighbour sounded like they were concerned about you. That's not a bad thing :)

Or... the neighbor actually knew and wanted in on it.

I bet your explanation was priceless. But maybe quiet down a bit.

It prolly was

Prolly?... Prolly?!

No one knows how to spell anymore. Or they're just too lazy.

"Sound like I'm crying" I think you're doing it wrong

Maybe you should be a little quieter or, or accept your neighbors help!

You want OP to get the neighbor to help him masturbate?

At least give OP some moral support to keep from crying.

That's interesting, 30, I would have never read OP as a male, but it doesn't say, so anything is possible I guess.

Sexism on my part.

i feel bad for the guy. he probably thinks he's doing something wrong

OP was masturbating.

But master-bating is WrOng! Your dick might fall off! ~

I have been doing it for 25 years off and on. It's still there.

What if op is a girl?