By crier - 27/08/2013 18:34 - United States - Norfolk

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Today, I realized the moans I make when masturbating sound like I'm crying. I realized this when my neighbor pounded on the door asking if I was okay. FML
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The_9th_Doctor 18
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just wow. maybe take it down a notch

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jessBeAqueen 13
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soooo when you cry...does it sound like your masturbating ? would create awkward sympathy hugs

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The_9th_Doctor 18
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just wow. maybe take it down a notch

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BntyHntrSeattle 30
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"Shhh!! Don't make OP cry!" *whispers* "What? Shit, do NOT cry on me."

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TheCanucklehead 22
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What are you talking about 18

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little_excel 5
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Don't matter, had ..."hand" sex lol

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MissCharlotte_fml 26
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18, go home, you're drunk.

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DocBastard 38
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It seems you should tone down the moaning just a touch. Either that or invite your neighbour in to help next time.

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Snazzy_Snaz 17
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Hush little baby don't you cry, momma's gonna buy you a boyfriend. or girlfriend

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CallMeMcFeelii 13
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Your profile pic makes that a hundred percent more fucking creepy.

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Docbee 11
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If you ended with "momma's gonna buy you a girl or guy" it would have fit in since it rhymed.

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allie2590 30
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You must be pretty awkward in bed.

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MikeonFML 17
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Kinda reminds me of those asian girls in porn who all sound as if they're crying

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DWordHead16 19
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Hahaha but Asian girls are crazy. I'd cry too if I had to shove eels up my butt. (You don't even want to know what I've seen) and to the OP, well... Like everyone else has said, tone it down or perhaps have a loud TV on..? *sigh* not really good with advice ._.

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sergei_yusef 11
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Did better than I can think of

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jessBeAqueen 13
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soooo when you cry...does it sound like your masturbating ? would create awkward sympathy hugs

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Wizardo 33
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Does that mean you have weeping orgasms and incredible sobs?

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ariiewilliams 17
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#63 your profile pic makes it seem as if you want it up the ass.

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FelixVC1 21
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At least your neighbour sounded like they were concerned about you. That's not a bad thing :)

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the_real_dvd 21
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Or... the neighbor actually knew and wanted in on it.

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michelleJ11 25
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I bet your explanation was priceless. But maybe quiet down a bit.

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WantdDOA 15
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It prolly was

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ptoka 20
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Prolly?... Prolly?!

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macystar 14
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No one knows how to spell anymore. Or they're just too lazy.

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floozle702 7
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"Sound like I'm crying" I think you're doing it wrong

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ShinedownLuv 14
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Maybe you should be a little quieter or, or accept your neighbors help!

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RedPillSucks 31
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You want OP to get the neighbor to help him masturbate?

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TheDrifter 23
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At least give OP some moral support to keep from crying.

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graceinsheepwear 33
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That's interesting, 30, I would have never read OP as a male, but it doesn't say, so anything is possible I guess.

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RedPillSucks 31
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Sexism on my part.

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BadApple88 29
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i feel bad for the guy. he probably thinks he's doing something wrong

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michelleJ11 25
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OP was masturbating.

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Uramonkey 11
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But master-bating is WrOng! Your dick might fall off! ~

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PhotoSmith 25
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I have been doing it for 25 years off and on. It's still there.

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uktwo 8
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What if op is a girl?

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