By Anonymous - United States
Today, I was playing with my cat and holding her upside down. She started frantically meowing, but I still continued on playing with her. Seconds later, she got explosive diarrhea everywhere, including my hair, face, shirt, and mouth. FML
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  cxal_fml  |  0

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  cornyrob  |  33

I hold my cat upside-down all the time. I think Spike thinks it's the way he's supposed to be held. I think all my cats had been used to it.


She was playing with her pussy and it exploded all over her face?

Wow, how shitty?

She got pussy explosion-juices in her mouth?

Sorry, I tried to follow orders but this was all I came up with. :[

  DoomJeff91  |  2

That was pretty good material you've got. I'll send it to the execs back at the studio and keep you posted.

Haha no. A lot of crap comes outta my mouth but it's probably not comparable to the OP.

By  perdix  |  29

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I agree with 11. Steve Irwin was hassling animals. Ridiculing animals on TV for your own benefit is never cool. I don't feel the least bit sorry for him.

Fuck you OP for abusing your cat. You should have stopped handling your cat in such a manner as soon as she started complaining.

  xNephilim  |  18

Steve was also dumb enough to mess with animals way out of his league - as his early demise demonstrates.
I feel no happiness towards the fact that he died, but I do believe he had it coming.