Today, I asked out the girl who always looks and smiles at me in class. I was surprised when she rejected me until I found out she was actually always looking at the clock behind me, and smiling when class is almost over. FML
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Bojack_fml
| 10
Ouch women are so misleading with their looks and there smiles and there blah blah
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vipirius
| 18
Wow talk about clock-block.
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rickyfk
| 4
ydi you should of figured it out first
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vipirius
| 18
You're a special kind of stupid aren't you?
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webbface
| 25
No they are just a special kinda asshole.
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Jake_Hale
| 7
I agree.
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JACKxRAWR
| 22
Dude, what's to figure out? It's a damn easy mistake to make.
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ButterPopcorn
| 14
So, you're saying we should all look if there is a clock behind us before coming up with conclusions when people smile at us?
Who smiles at a clock, anyway?
Who smiles at a clock, anyway?
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ash0158
| 15
Awww I'm sorry op. :( there are plenty of other fish in the sea :)
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aimeegoldberg
| 22
Who said he wants to date a fish?
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ash0158
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Fine, there are plenty of other penguins in the sea. Everyone loves penguins.
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RpiesSPIES
| 27
Also, rivers and lakes are safer to find eligible fish, as they're not too enveloped nor affected by salt.
Oceans and Sea's aren't and haven't always been naturally salty. That's all thanks to children *cough* and wildlife treating water supplies as their personal toilets.
Oceans and Sea's aren't and haven't always been naturally salty. That's all thanks to children *cough* and wildlife treating water supplies as their personal toilets.
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Jake_Hale
| 7
She's so mean :(
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claytwin
| 14
You theory about the source of salt in the oceans is incorrect. As water flows in rivers, it picks up small amounts of mineral salts from the rocks and soil of the river beds. This very-slightly salty water flows into the oceans and seas. The water in the oceans only leaves by evaporating (and the freezing of polar ice), but the salt remains dissolved in the ocean - it does not evaporate. So the remaining water gets saltier and saltier as time passes. If you theory was correct then your toilet and municipal water treatment plants would be incredibly salty.
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martin8337
| 35
Gay fish?
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jrjkitten
| 15
There are many of fish in the sea but until he catches one, he's stuck just holding his rod.
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Bojack_fml
| 10
Ouch women are so misleading with their looks and there smiles and there blah blah
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gracehi
| 31
Ugh. I HATE how presumptuous men are sometimes.
"She momentarily glanced in my general direction. She was checking me out! She laughed at my joke. She wants the D! She accepted my invitation to go to a public outing with a dozen other people we both know. She's madly in love with me!"
"She momentarily glanced in my general direction. She was checking me out! She laughed at my joke. She wants the D! She accepted my invitation to go to a public outing with a dozen other people we both know. She's madly in love with me!"
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SystemofaBlink41
| 27
Well, it's understandable to see how OP could've been mislead...
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Bojack_fml
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Couldn't catch that sarcasm?
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your_face
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Not unless the clock was on his face. It's pretty easy to tell whether someone's looking at you or above you.
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vipirius
| 18
Unless OP is tall and the clock is hung low.
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ball_crusher
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maybe the clock was just on a desk near him or something. like on the teacher's desk.
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PinkieKeen
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27- lol you should see gay-or fabulous- guys, "He called me mate...I think he wants the D"
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life_sucks225
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Keep talking to her, hopefully things will get better, and maybe you can even use that as an excuse to talk to her so good luck to you sir :)
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untouchable763
| 10
Poor guy just can't catch a break.
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awkwardturtl3
| 3
there's a difference between eye contact with the clock and your eyes...
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jondivey
| 9
I feel like i have had a similar experience in my life. Don't sweat it. Almost copied #2 fish refference. Gotta start creating original sayins or something around here.
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gracehi
| 31
There's plenty of feces in the sewer, OP.
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RodzillaX
| 30
Maybe things between her and the clock won't work out. Fingers crossed.
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Jst4kicks
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damn.. sucks OP, ay least now youll know when class is almost over just by lookin at her lol
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vipirius
| 18
Wow talk about clock-block.
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JesseAttack
| 21
XD! That made me smile ;D