FML : Today, my thirteen month old son woke me up at 6AM on my day off, by punching me in the eye. FML

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Today, my thirteen month old son woke me up at 6AM on my day off, by punching me in the eye. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By blueberry_hill - / Saturday 11 December 2010 16:16 / United States

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By bmboente15 | 0

#1830439 - Saturday 11 December 2010 11:56

ydi for sleeping with children

By therealsuperman | 0

#1830431 - Saturday 11 December 2010 11:55

what a quick learner you've created

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By therealsuperman | 0

#1830431 - Saturday 11 December 2010 11:55

what a quick learner you've created

prinzess_fml | 25

#1830518 - Sunday 12 December 2010 12:09

maybe he meant "mum, i don't wanna sleep with you anymore! buy me a bed!!"

btnhdude | 0

#1831503 - Sunday 12 December 2010 04:31

that's so funny I forgot to laugh

thekidownz | 0

#1832035 - Sunday 12 December 2010 07:38

is his name muhammad Ali?

ninja_ness | 3

#1832038 - Sunday 12 December 2010 07:43

maybe he learned from watching his father o_O

aknnja | 0

#1832200 - Sunday 12 December 2010 08:08

should have listened the first time

xxSoFlyxx | 5

#1832426 - Sunday 12 December 2010 09:22

Domo?? __ ________ / / | •____ • |/ / /| |VVVV| | / / | |/VVV| | —| | |___|___ |

mamamiaaa_fml | 12

#1833054 - Sunday 12 December 2010 12:29

13-agreed he's sending you a clear message. you fart too much in your sleep and he can't take it anymore.

suckmyballz | 0

#1835324 - Monday 13 December 2010 02:13

Gigitty.

moosemonkey1000 | 6

#1835655 - Monday 13 December 2010 03:55

so he's one?

YDI_Bro | 0

#1836252 - Monday 13 December 2010 08:29

the baby is fucking one year old not "13 months"

nomnom_muffins | 0

#1836269 - Monday 13 December 2010 08:35

the only information necessary to be portrayed in this FML as that her baby punched her in the face. I don't think the difference of a few months is even slightly relevant in this situation.

m0tl3ycru3qwr | 0

#1836781 - Monday 13 December 2010 10:47

lol when I first read this I thought it said 13 year old son

perstephane | 4

#1837979 - Monday 13 December 2010 04:07

For the first 2 years, children are referred to by their parents and doctors as however many months. 13 months and 23 months are very different things when figuring out clothing, medication, etc.

bluntbeak | 6

#3661427 - Wednesday 30 November 2011 04:38

Throw him into fight club and bet on him!

By bmboente15 | 0

#1830439 - Saturday 11 December 2010 11:56

ydi for sleeping with children

worldclass | 0

#1830467 - Saturday 11 December 2010 11:59

yeah, cus after giving birth all of our basic needs just jump out the window. Good point ;)

sourgirl101 | 21

#1830508 - Sunday 12 December 2010 12:09

Where does it say that the OP was sleeping with the child? Kids normally start to walk around their 1st birthday. (Both mine did at 10 months.) And many are able to crawl out of their cribs so they need to be put in toddler beds so they don't slip and fall. Kids hit to wake up their parents, not much you can do but try to teach them not to do it again.(:

_HeadShot_ | 0

#1831209 - Sunday 12 December 2010 03:14

12 - u posted 69 fmls and none got confirmed? >!<

sourgirl101 | 21

#1831412 - Sunday 12 December 2010 04:08

Ummm yeah. Lol. I was aiming for that number for luck. (:

anonymous100000 | 17

#6166474 - Thursday 8 January 2015 05:55

uh, YDI. Welcome to adulthood, this happens when you have children. get over it.

By I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#1830443 - Saturday 11 December 2010 11:56

Boom HEADSHOT! 

TheMetalocalypse | 0

#1830656 - Sunday 12 December 2010 12:48

Your picture reminds me of Gollum... lol

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#1830661 - Sunday 12 December 2010 12:50

he's my dad. my brothers name is dobby,

isaiaha11 | 2

#1831904 - Sunday 12 December 2010 06:59

haha win

By ElectricGhost_fml | 5

#1830445 - Saturday 11 December 2010 11:56

hahaha

By prinzess_fml | 25

#1830460 - Saturday 11 December 2010 11:58

YDI for sleeping together with your kid. If you still have a man in your life, it sucks for him, and if you don't well get one and buy your kid a bed!

prinzess_fml | 25

#1830499 - Sunday 12 December 2010 12:08

Hey, I edited that comment and it didn't work! So again: YDI for sleeping together with your kid. If you still have a man in your life, it sucks for him, and if you don't well get one and buy your kid a bed!

jrad1982 | 0

#1830850 - Sunday 12 December 2010 01:41

dude nowhere does it say the kid is sleeping with her, nor that she's single. wake up and think before you speak!

jrad1982 | 0

#1831237 - Sunday 12 December 2010 03:20

hey 37 keep talking shit from your mamas basement or whatever it is you douche bags do

blonde_headed | 10

#1831611 - Sunday 12 December 2010 05:16

Yeah but the kid is 13 months old, he's not crawling out of his crib and running to her room. The baby obviously slept with her. At least for that night.

ohthebloodygore | 16

#1831772 - Sunday 12 December 2010 06:17

66, my kid by age 1 was able to crawl out of bed. They tend to hit you when trying to wake you up. So, no. This doesn't mean her kid was sleeping with her.

sourgirl101 | 21

#1831964 - Sunday 12 December 2010 07:22

Look at us Precious! We sound like mommies.(: I said almost the same thing you did.

jrad1982 | 0

#1831982 - Sunday 12 December 2010 07:27

apparently to these people on here 1 year olds are crippled and can't even crawl. thanks for backing me..

ZeeBest86 | 6

#1832182 - Sunday 12 December 2010 08:05

r u humping the wall?

By mike3775 | 28

#1830471 - Sunday 12 December 2010 12:00

Laugh while you can, in 9 yrs, that 13 month old will want nothing to do with you

YG27 | 0

#1832660 - Sunday 12 December 2010 09:56

it looks like she doesnt have to wait 13years.. that baby already wants away lol

mike3775 | 28

#1833516 - Sunday 12 December 2010 05:03

I can't tell ya how many times I have been nailed by my kids when they were little. But through it all, I love it, considering once they hit 9-10yrs old, suddenly you go from the most important person in their lives to the one person they not want to be seen with in public almost overnight

By Zmeilerr | 22

#1830485 - Sunday 12 December 2010 12:03

ls your sons name *puts on sunglasses* Popeye?

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#1830677 - Sunday 12 December 2010 12:53

My name is Popeye...

Zmeilerr | 22

#1830691 - Sunday 12 December 2010 12:55

You're not a sailor! And where's your pipe?

madib329 | 0

#4987715 - Sunday 30 September 2012 02:21

Sir,that just made my day,thank you

By I_be_darn | 3

#1830487 - Sunday 12 December 2010 12:03

Wake up you fucking bastard ! How dare you hit my mother ! Take this you prick !

By meteor_stream | 8

#1830494 - Sunday 12 December 2010 12:05

Why the hell are you co-sleeping, OP? I can understand keeping a baby crib in your room during the first few months, but keeping a year-old kid in your bed? That is just effin' wrong.

jrad1982 | 0

#1830897 - Sunday 12 December 2010 01:51

I'm curious of where you retards are reading that The kid was sleeping with the mother. nowhere does it say that.

MuchDance90s | 0

#1832205 - Sunday 12 December 2010 08:09

it's just sleeping, not sex sorry daddy touched you late at night but not all families are like that

meteor_stream | 8

#1832327 - Sunday 12 December 2010 08:49

Ok, let's think about it logically. Even if a kid of 13 months would crawl out of a crib, how would it crawl up onto her bed (the approximate height of which is about 60 cm)? I think that it would be quite a task for a toddler to crawl up on something that high. Thus, the co-sleeping suggestion.

joa76 | 3

#1834436 - Sunday 12 December 2010 09:25

First of all, some beds are pretty low, and second, the kid wouldn't have to get on the bed to hit her, he could just stand next to it. A 13 month old would be perfectly capable of doing that if it were a low bed. I think whether or not the kid was sleeping with her is an incredibly relevant point, because that pretty much determines if it's an FYL or a YDI.