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By DaigCrainielson - 12/10/2020 14:01 - United States - Sun Valley

Today, I found out I had 3/4s of a Cheezit stuck in my sinus. No one knows how it got there, but the doctors found it while testing for COVID. I have an appointment soon to remove it. FML

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By anon - 30/08/2022 06:00

Today, I went to urgent care with a sinus infection. I get them regularly, and just need a course of antibiotics to clear it up, but the doctor insisted I needed to take a COVID test. It came back with a false positive. Now I have to take a week off work, and I still don't have my antibiotics. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2017 12:00

Today, I have a gigantic zit inside my left nostril. Good news: no one can see it and no need for makeup on it. Bad news: my nose really itches, and I constantly feel like I'm about to sneeze it out like a foreign object. FML

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By Britney - 24/10/2011 22:06 - United States

Today, I discovered I have a cyst on my backside. I can't get it removed until Friday. I have to sit through four midterms this week. FML

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By DeepTaccer - 30/10/2010 21:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sucking on a Tic Tac. Just as I was starting to get into it, the Tic Tac suddenly shot down my throat. After a minute of coughing and gagging, it came back up… out my left nostril. FML

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By Oww - 23/07/2022 22:00 - United States

Today, I have a zit on the edge of my nostril, along with severe allergies. I can no longer tell if my tears are from pain or hay fever. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 09:04 - Australia

Today, I went through the nightmare of having to go to my doctor so he could remove a living spider from my nasal cavity. FML

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By Beaky - 12/10/2011 05:09 - Canada

Today, I found out it takes no special training to put a large glass marble up my nostril but may require someone with a medical degree to remove it. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2010 22:23 - United States

Today, I became that small percent of people who face three different kinds of complications after their wisdom teeth are removed. FML

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By tictacnose - 08/01/2012 00:33 - Canada

Today, my sister attacked me and stuffed a Tic Tac up my nose. I'm currently in the hospital waiting to have it removed. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2022 08:00 - United States

Today, I noticed I had a dead gnat stuck on my chin. This was after an hour-long appointment with a good looking doctor. FML

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MidnaLink 33

Tuesday 13 October 2020 0:16

Were you sniffing the bag while asleep? How DON'T you know you have something like that in there?

mindy12182 17

Tuesday 13 October 2020 10:45

Did you sneeze while eating Cheez-Its? I did while eating a chocolate chip cookie and blew cookie crumbs for a week, lol

Comments

MidnaLink 33

Tuesday 13 October 2020 0:16

Were you sniffing the bag while asleep? How DON'T you know you have something like that in there?

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 13 October 2020 0:26

What about the other 1/4 Cheezit? Is it in your brain?

Chazzster 26

Tuesday 13 October 2020 1:23

Drunk or high?

mindy12182 17

Tuesday 13 October 2020 10:45

Did you sneeze while eating Cheez-Its? I did while eating a chocolate chip cookie and blew cookie crumbs for a week, lol

Charlie Given 26

Tuesday 13 October 2020 14:06

I once was eating peanuts and sneezed and a whole peanut shot out of my nose 😂

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