Kids: Today, I was on a roller coaster and this 13 year old sitting...

By rollerSWEETness - 03/06/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, I was on a roller coaster and this 13 year old sitting next to me was completely terrified. To cheer him up, I threw my hands in the air. While my hands were up, we hit a curve and I elbowed him in the face, making him cry. FML

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Tuesday 12 September 2017 16:30

13 is too old to be crying about that shit. man up

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Tuesday 12 September 2017 16:30

13 is too old to be crying about that shit. man up

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