By Anonymous - United States
Today, I overheard my parents discussing whether or not they could trust me being alone in the house for 2 days. They then came to the decision that I'm too unpopular and unattractive to ever throw a wild party or get laid. FML
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By  DanishDame  |  0

They surely don't trust you. Don't try to prove them wrong by acting irresponsible. Instead ENJOY the freedom of having the house to yourself, and then find yourself a girlfriend to prove them wrong of their awfull ideas of you! Good luck!

  wh4t3v3R  |  0

Seriously, pick up a girl at the rager your going to throw. Then leave your used condoms around.

And if you fail to get some, leave some used condemns and empty beer bottles around anyway, just to get back at them.