By Anonymous - 05/01/2010 05:00 - United States

Today, I overheard my parents discussing whether or not they could trust me being alone in the house for 2 days. They then came to the decision that I'm too unpopular and unattractive to ever throw a wild party or get laid. FML
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Ouchieee, sorry. But now you can prove them wrong during those two days!!!

Your parents sound awfully charming.

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hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

Your parents sound awfully charming.

Ouchieee, sorry. But now you can prove them wrong during those two days!!!

They probably knew you were listening and did that as a joke Always be optimistic

Ouchieee, sorry. But now you can prove them wrong during those two days!!!

They surely don't trust you. Don't try to prove them wrong by acting irresponsible. Instead ENJOY the freedom of having the house to yourself, and then find yourself a girlfriend to prove them wrong of their awfull ideas of you! Good luck!

Seriously, pick up a girl at the rager your going to throw. Then leave your used condoms around. And if you fail to get some, leave some used condemns and empty beer bottles around anyway, just to get back at them.

i moderated this! found it so funny!

I just wonder if they are right. If you do pull off a party remember, it isn't great until the cops have been there at least 3 times.

They don't trust him, they just think he won't manage to throw a party or get laid ven if he tries. Seriously, OP, FYL.

use the pizza money to get hookers.

then use the hookers to score some cocaine

prove them that you can be trusted even though they think that of you. just dnt do anything stupid.