If that were me, I would have just beat the shit out of the boyfriend. Regardless if my mom were to pick him over me, I wouldn't let anyone mess with her.

Hold on now, maybe OP's like 34 and his mother is just doing this to get her "kid" to move out lol you never know

maybe 40 is right, but we need a lot more details on this. Try talking with your mom OP and if you can't get through to her maybe in the long run she will see that she was wrong

If she hasn't learned by now that picking others over her kids is wrong, will she ever?

I had the same thought as you 40. Something about the wording makes me think the guys a grown man not a kid. In which case it's a whole different story. Who knows.

No wonder she Op's dad got a divorce.

Ahem, what goes around comes around. It didn't really make sense the way you worded it.

Now this is an actual fml. I hope you find some way to sort it all out eventually.

If OP is homeless he won't win even if his mom does end up miserable!

I am sad to see everyone thumbs down all the ones saying that its possible that OP is too old to be living at home pulling this me or him stuff. It's entirely possible, and if OP is a grown ass man, he needs to find his own place and let his mom move on with her life. Its entirely possible that moms new guy is a good guy but don't like the way OP leaches off his mom. . . Theres way too much her to fully judge. . . not saying that we can't offer advice, just don't thumbs down those thinking that maybe its not all cut and dry. sorry OP but if your grown, YDI. If however you are young and this guy is bad news, sorry buddy that blows and you might be better off in the long run without her. If she is not going to pick you now, she never will.

This sounds JUST LIKE my brother and his (thankfully) EX girlfriend. Yes, op, she'll come around, but she'll have to be abused for a while first, I'm afraid to say. :( hang in there!

Yeah it's sad her being abused will most likely make her see you're right. :(

Sounds like op's mom is too desperate for "love" and is willing to kick out a person who will have unconditional love for her. Awful.

Agreed. She deserves sandpaper-covered golf balls up her rectum.

136- well, that escalated quickly :0

It's kinda like girls who date douch bag bf's. Oh, wait..

You don't say

Are you leeching Wifi to submit this FML?

Irrelevant comment is irrelevant

It wasn't irrelevant and I thought it was humorous. The op does mention leeching off of McDonald's wifi at the end of the FML.

Thank you, 65. Some people just don't read things entirely.

Probably the best relevant comment ever. :)

Yea I know, I guess it's just a thumb down kinda day. Meh.

If you don't understand sarcasm, innuendo, or references to old tv commercials, please stop commenting your ignorance all over FML

157- I'll admit i didn't get that at first, and when everyone started going off on me I had a Homer Simpson "D'oh!" moment.

@157 they made a series of animated movies called "The Wacky Adventures of Ronald McDonald" or something like that in the 90s that featured Hamburglar, along with Birdie, Grimace, Ronald's dog Sundae, and various other characters as well

How dare you!!! My mum has had her boyfriend for SEVEN YEARS and he is the sweetest man I could have ever wished for her!

91 - Overreact much?

Lol

Son

look at the sign next to the fml

11- oh sorry. Thanks thought. Read too fast

Also typed too fast?

1. Son 2. You don't say!

82- 1. Redundant 2. You don't say-_-

Thats sweet. So the son called out another man for being sexist. If only all men stood up for women.

Unfortunately, By the time she see's that it will be too late.

Or not. Some women pick one abuser after another. Good luck, OP. Hope you land on your feet.