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By DreeStahr - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Liberty
By DreeStahr - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Liberty
By crunch time - 01/01/2018 19:30 - United States - Jacksonville
By Anonymous - 27/01/2018 19:00
By captainuniverse - 14/05/2016 05:53 - United States - Nashville
By BlueMacaw - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Lake Elsinore
By Afroman720 - 26/08/2015 16:14 - United States - Salt Lake City
By mckenna9797 - 07/09/2016 11:16 - United States
Hey everyone, OP here. Thank you everyone for your birthday wishes. I called my friends and got it rescheduled for Saturday luckily, although one or two might not be able to. As for my mom, she had a joint account with me due to when I was 17, and I just haven't gotten to it to change it to just me when I turned 18 last year, because she usually never does this. My mom does seem to like my brother more than me which is a little messed up but she usually respects me and treats me very well. She's a nice person and decent parent, but a little weird sometimes. She didn't have any money to spend on his birthday due to just paying rent for the month with her paycheck. She did however have no right to use my money or cancel my plans. That was uncalled for and definitely not right. As for the gun itself as a present to my brother, he's turning 23 and just got back from a year deployment to Germany. She wanted to do something special for him and he really wanted a mosin nagant rifle for a couple years now. I would have bought it for him honestly if. she asked because I get paid tomorrow. I hope that answers all your questions!
By Geckosrock99 - 20/07/2016 05:58
By The gay child - 09/05/2018 19:00
By teflon_hammer - 25/05/2016 23:19 - United States - Colorado Springs
By blondie875 - 26/05/2018 14:30 - United States
By Gay younger brother - 30/06/2018 01:30
By Fuckedupmom - 23/08/2018 13:00
By Anonymous - 03/12/2018 14:00
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By Anonymous - 21/10/2015 12:12 - Philippines - Quezon City
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By nerd - 19/11/2016 19:52
By Anonymous - 24/08/2015 04:25 - United States - San Francisco
By Loose Ends - 14/09/2016 23:48 - United States - Waltham
By fme - 27/01/2018 15:00
By (L) - 13/02/2018 09:00 - United States - Athens
By Jbug - 31/05/2018 13:30 - United States - Stillwater
By Wolf6661 - 14/03/2016 18:29 - United States - Philadelphia
OP here, to fill in the gaps the little girl was about 8 maybe 9 and the parents did try and stop her but it wasn't working, so I felt they needed a hand. To answer the questions of how she reacted, well after she poked and prodded my "dead body", let's just say my ears are still ringing from her shrill little scream of outrage at my "death". Alright well have a nice day y'all taco taco burrito.
By hunterchik - 29/09/2018 15:30
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By Anonymous - 01/12/2018 11:00 - United Kingdom - Maidenhead
By Val - 27/05/2017 21:00 - Brazil
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By hannamacintosh - 25/07/2016 14:13 - Canada - Cambridge
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So I asked her if I could have a redo because I was wayyyyyyyyy too nervous, and so I was able to tell her I like her without the running away and such this time! No update on how she feels about me though...I didn't wait for a response cause I had to leave work in a hurry to make it to school on time haha. One step at a time right?