Not four fucking, four shitty years.

#3 I'm gonna have to stop you there

Took the words out of my mouth. Does he not have a nose? Or just never use that toilet?

Maybe it's an apartment building? That's the only rational option I could ever consider.

I don't see how this is possible. Op, we need a follow up, because you should've been smelling that after the second day, one week at the very latest, so please explain how this went unnoticed and unsmelled for 4 years!

personally, these are getting friggin annoying. grow some balls. dont "see yourself out the door". if its an overused pun, but you still wanna make it, then make it with confidence. act like nobody has ever heard it before, be proud of it. the funniest comedy shows are done by confident performers.

#16..You go, bro

#16 So.... like this? "I guess you could call that a ... *looks over rim of glasses* shitty situation? aHAHAHAHA *slaps #16 across the shoulder* am I right? am I RIGHT?!? *wipes tear from eye*" How's that?

"Sounds like a shi-*gets shot*

23 - They're overused to the point of not being funny anymore.

Sounds like a crappy situation. I'll be waiting for my downvotes now.

Heres a good original pun; sounds like (wait for it) a (wait a little longer while i scratch my nose) absolutely horrid ordeal which must of cost alot of time and money, and must have been very strenous for op. Hows that for a original pun? Just kidding, i think op kinda deserves it, although i would like to know the exact details of this shitty (you can stop waiting) situation. Wheres the follow up?