Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML
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exileonmainst
| 16
Was the pasta al dente?
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Arashikage
| 18
Note to self: don't go on formal before breakfast
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RichardPencil
| 30
It coulda been worse. He could have tried to share it with you, “Lady and the Tramp”-style.
Ugh, now my stomach’s churning. Oh, the sacrifices I make to entertain you people!
Ugh, now my stomach’s churning. Oh, the sacrifices I make to entertain you people!
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EnvyMe33
| 26
Stating the obvious but that’s nasty!!
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Notmymonkeysnotmycircus
| 16
Congrats on your man-child!
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BeardedLondoner
| 24
I have no idea how someone would ever be able to look past their partner doing that. If my girlfriend of two years done that, I'd be gone in a heartbeat.
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Oogly979
| 8
He obviously has no respect for you. There's no coming back from that because at 32 years this suggests his very nature is grotty. Imagine what he does when no-one is there! The company you keep is a reflection on yourself... better get rid.
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Nikki_Lattimore
| 8
Dude, not cool. no need to get all philosophical one them. Okay. Chill.
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Oogly979
| 8
He obviously has no respect for you. There's no coming back from that because at 32 years this suggests his very nature is grotty. Imagine what he does when no-one is there! The company you keep is a reflection on yourself... better get rid.
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Lobby_Bee
| 17
I see you still call him your boyfriend, if this isn't true love, I don't know what is.
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Leemar02
| 12
I feel like gagging now. Few things disgust me in life. Spit, human poop and boogers.
Ugh, now my stomach’s churning. Oh, the sacrifices I make to entertain you people!