Love and Intimacy: Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose...

By Anonymous - 28/11/2017 15:00

Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML

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By UUUGHHH - 05/02/2016 20:33 - France - Villejuif

Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML

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By mandy_2480 - 19/02/2012 02:08 - China

Today, I had to stop my 26 year old fiancé from picking his nose and eating it like a little boy. Three times. FML

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Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML

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Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2019 22:00

Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML

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By anonymous - 23/01/2016 01:56 - United States - Indiana

Today, my boyfriend picked his nose and tried to stick his booger up my nose, claiming that it was time to plant his "seed." FML

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Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

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By Maria - 14/03/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML

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By rozziepop - 30/03/2012 05:37 - United States - Visalia

Today, I saw my 22-year-old boyfriend blow his nose into his hand, then wipe his snot on our couch. There was a box of tissues directly in front of him. FML

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By can’t do it - 21/08/2023 01:00 - United States

Today, I caught my fiancé picking his nose and eating it. I don’t want to break up over this but I just cannot for the life of me get that image out of my head. Every time he tries to kiss me, I visibly gag and turn my head away. He says I’m being unreasonable. FML

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Arashikage 18

Tuesday 28 November 2017 15:32

Note to self: don't go on formal before breakfast

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 28 November 2017 15:32

It coulda been worse. He could have tried to share it with you, “Lady and the Tramp”-style. Ugh, now my stomach’s churning. Oh, the sacrifices I make to entertain you people!

Comments

exileonmainst 16

Tuesday 28 November 2017 15:04

Was the pasta al dente?

Arashikage 18

Tuesday 28 November 2017 15:32

Note to self: don't go on formal before breakfast

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 28 November 2017 15:32

It coulda been worse. He could have tried to share it with you, “Lady and the Tramp”-style. Ugh, now my stomach’s churning. Oh, the sacrifices I make to entertain you people!

EnvyMe33 26

Tuesday 28 November 2017 15:45

Stating the obvious but that’s nasty!!

Notmymonkeysnotmycircus 16

Tuesday 28 November 2017 17:00

Congrats on your man-child!

BeardedLondoner 24

Tuesday 28 November 2017 18:46

I have no idea how someone would ever be able to look past their partner doing that. If my girlfriend of two years done that, I'd be gone in a heartbeat.

Oogly979 8

Tuesday 28 November 2017 19:21

He obviously has no respect for you. There's no coming back from that because at 32 years this suggests his very nature is grotty. Imagine what he does when no-one is there! The company you keep is a reflection on yourself... better get rid.