Was the pasta al dente?

Note to self: don't go on formal before breakfast

It coulda been worse. He could have tried to share it with you, “Lady and the Tramp”-style.

Ugh, now my stomach’s churning. Oh, the sacrifices I make to entertain you people!

Stating the obvious but that’s nasty!!

Congrats on your man-child!

I have no idea how someone would ever be able to look past their partner doing that. If my girlfriend of two years done that, I'd be gone in a heartbeat.

He obviously has no respect for you. There's no coming back from that because at 32 years this suggests his very nature is grotty. Imagine what he does when no-one is there! The company you keep is a reflection on yourself... better get rid.

Dude, not cool. no need to get all philosophical one them. Okay. Chill.

He obviously has no respect for you. There's no coming back from that because at 32 years this suggests his very nature is grotty. Imagine what he does when no-one is there! The company you keep is a reflection on yourself... better get rid.

I see you still call him your boyfriend, if this isn't true love, I don't know what is.

I feel like gagging now. Few things disgust me in life. Spit, human poop and boogers.