By Anonymous - 24/12/2018 12:00

Today, my Mom found out that I've been intimate with one of my best friends in the past. We used protection, it never went anywhere, and we ended it amicably, but she still gave me a huge lecture. Later, she high-fived and congratulated him. FML
I agree, your life sucks 3 619
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Aren't double standards amazing?

She’s your mom, not his. Of course she’s going to lecture you and not him. Though the hive-five is definitely odd.

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Aren't double standards amazing?

She’s your mom, not his. Of course she’s going to lecture you and not him. Though the hive-five is definitely odd.

What in the absolute fuck? What kind of fucked up mother high-fives a kid who slept with her daughter?

A made up one.

PenguinPal3017 19

I would feel so weird getting a high five from a mother for fucking her daughter.

If “it” never went anywhere then what was the protection for?

"It" meaning the relationship, not the sex.

what the hell? lmfao

Sicko mom -Sounds like a narcissist