FML : Today, my Mom found out that I've been intimate with one of my best friends in the past. We used protection, it never went anywhere, and we ended it amicably,...

Today, my Mom found out that I've been intimate with one of my best friends in the past. We used protection, it never went anywhere, and we ended it amicably, but she still gave me a huge lecture. Later, she high-fived and congratulated him. FML

I agree, your life sucks

Phew, glad it wasn't me

By - / Monday 24 December 2018 12:00 /

Intimacy

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By acmariner99 | 21

#7742585 - Monday 24 December 2018 14:57

Aren't double standards amazing?

By julfunky | 26

#7742605 - Monday 24 December 2018 16:39

She’s your mom, not his. Of course she’s going to lecture you and not him. Though the hive-five is definitely odd.

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By acmariner99 | 21

#7742585 - Monday 24 December 2018 14:57

Aren't double standards amazing?

By julfunky | 26

#7742605 - Monday 24 December 2018 16:39

She’s your mom, not his. Of course she’s going to lecture you and not him. Though the hive-five is definitely odd.

By tounces7 | 23

#7742682 - Monday 24 December 2018 19:29

What in the absolute fuck? What kind of fucked up mother high-fives a kid who slept with her daughter?

Mr_Mole | 24

#7743069 - Tuesday 25 December 2018 23:48

A made up one.

By Emma Marshall_738558922 | 11

#7742722 - Monday 24 December 2018 23:22

What a weird Bitch

By PenguinPal3017 | 16

#7742727 - Tuesday 25 December 2018 0:05

I would feel so weird getting a high five from a mother for fucking her daughter.

By fde2blknimout | 15

#7743084 - Wednesday 26 December 2018 0:50

If “it” never went anywhere then what was the protection for?

coute21 | 5

#7743475 - Wednesday 26 December 2018 21:37

"It" meaning the relationship, not the sex.

By slytheryn | 13

#7743209 - Wednesday 26 December 2018 9:47

what the hell? lmfao

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