By captainuniverse - 14/05/2016 05:53 - United States - Nashville

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 101
You deserved it 1 286
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ThuNDeY 23

Look at the bright side, your brother's in for a few fun conversations.

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ThuNDeY 23

Look at the bright side, your brother's in for a few fun conversations.

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Swandive235 27

I hope he maims his brother (in a loving way of course).

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TheRealStunts 27

Ooooooohhhhhhhhh...... ****. Run away, man. Run far away.

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SpyroMello 29

I will be because of your profile picture, Jesus, that scary stuff gives me chills

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Lalala579121 27

Now I want to change my picture to smile.dog and start commenting on every FML.

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pussy_crusher 7

Hey, you lucked out! You're getting away from an awful cheater, and you don't have to raise a child! Go enjoy your freedom and find someone worthy of spending your life with.

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tounces7 27

This of course assumes she is smart enough to actually be sure who the father is.

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ohSNAPyall 26

She said the father is OP's brother.

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kfchicken 31

that's what she said but #52 is insinuating that she might be wrong and OP is actually the father. he's basically calling her dumb and pointing out a worst case scenario

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Mortoli 30

i would leave her no need for cheaters especially when she cheated with a relative. it sucks and honestly it gets worse when family is on the relatives side. so tell her to f off and mooch off your brother. lol.

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SmittyJA24 26

Wow, this gives the folks down at the lab a bit of a challenge when they do the DNA testing. Unless she wasn't "your" girlfriend at all....

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needagoodlaugh 34

The only way they would have a hard time is if they were identical twins. Otherwise their DNA is enough different there is no issue.

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soodytheboi 23

Hello brother. **** you. Oh by the way I broke up with my girlfriend.

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josiemijn 23

I think OP's girlfriend already ****** his brother enough...

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NoThanks999 19

daaaaammmmmnnnnnn

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arrowgold 19

Ouch. I'm sorry you got betrayed double. On the bright side, you don't have to raise a child that isn't yours. At least she was honest? Better late than never?

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RedCronos 17

That's just terrible. Honestly, that's very disrespectful too.

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dietcoke09 25

That was the biggest plot twist... Run for the hills. Wish you all the best of luck in the future..

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Phantomsnake 10

That's when you try to believe it's a dream and want to wake up. The worst stabs are those who come from the closest.. I hope you find better people that deserve you op.

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