Today, my wife is out of the country so my daughter asked me for help. She'd tried waxing her "private bits" but it hurt too much so she left the strip stuck down there for nearly two days. I was so unable to handle the situation, I called my wife crying and begging her to come home and deal with it. FML
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Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML
Today, my girlfriend slapped a waxing strip on my beard because she is sick of quarantine and wanted to lash out at someone. FML
Today, after begging for over an hour, I had to pay my sister $20 to wax my back for me so my bra would stop painfully pulling at the hair I repulsively seem to be growing there. FML
Today, my fiancé is returning home, so I decided to wax myself, thinking things would get intimate. I warmed the wax strips and set them on the counter. Our cat jumped onto the counter and managed to roll onto one of the strips. Suffice to say, the wrong pussy got a painful waxing. FML
Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed laughing. She pulled the strip. I screamed. FML
Today, I attempted to wax my "lady area". It hurt more than losing my virginity. FML
Today, being tired of all the shrubbery growing “downstairs”, I decided to give my lady bits a good waxing. So, naturally, I now have a tiny tear in my right labia and I'm scratching my itchy buttcrack with an old toothbrush. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend when she'll be having her period, since she was acting pretty bitchy the last time around. She duct taped my leg hair and ripped it off while I was napping. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML
Today, my girlfriend helped me apply liquid bandaid over an open wound. Unfortunately, she grabbed the liquid wart remover instead. FML
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ajh1800 25
Tell her to use baby oil to loosen the wax so that it won't pull on her skin or hair when she takes it off. It will just slide off. Or possibly put an ice pack on it for a few minutes to freeze the wax so it kind of breaks off instead of ripping her hair out. That way, you wont have to get into an uncomfortable situation with her, but you can still solve the problem. If anything, Google.
Deez_Knots 10
I think u handled it quite well
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Comments (14)
BurnInDemonFire 35
I don't think anything needs to be said. It's all right there in your nickname.
Takegami 22
Don’t be a dick
Deez_Knots 10
I think u handled it quite well
ajh1800 25
Tell her to use baby oil to loosen the wax so that it won't pull on her skin or hair when she takes it off. It will just slide off. Or possibly put an ice pack on it for a few minutes to freeze the wax so it kind of breaks off instead of ripping her hair out. That way, you wont have to get into an uncomfortable situation with her, but you can still solve the problem. If anything, Google.
nemcali 34
Bring her to a proper beautician who will sort it out. Problem solved
Wadlaen 23
I think you handled this just as any real man and father would have done!
whiskey'swino 15
In other words- Wax on, no wax off.
donb23 23
I have two daighters and i would have taken her to the doctors.
alycion 38
That’s what I was thinking. The skin will be so irritated after the wax being there for two days, infections could set in.
weazle 13
Her dumbass should have just ripped it off instead of leaving it on for days after. Rip of off so it does what she wanted. The real fml is now you know your daughter likes having a waxed vag.
Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14
This is what being a parent is about. Occasionally you do have to do things, have conversation and solve problems with your child you feel uncomfortable with. In two days your daughter could have developed serious health problems by having that tape near her private parts. You should’ve been a real dad, man upped and found a solution immediately. Even if it meant taking her to the ER. You put your child’s life at risk and possibly her reproductive system at risk simply because you were uncomfortable with the situation. I would not be surprised if you’re wife took the kids and left you. I hope you learned a very valuable lesson here.
Emma Marshall 19
Wtf. I would never even tell my dad that! What did she expect you to do....