Health: Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when...

By teflon_hammer - 25/05/2016 23:19 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML

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You deserved it 1 205

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By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 734

You deserved it 6 071

By Raaaaage - 22/07/2012 06:54 - United States - Torrance

Today, my sister and I had a huge fight because I flushed the toilet while she was taking a bath. The faucet for the bath was not running, but she insisted that she felt the water in the tub turn "scalding hot." She won't listen when I try to explain to her that it doesn't work like that. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 138

You deserved it 2 146

By soccercrazed1520 - 13/01/2010 21:40 - France

Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 303

You deserved it 4 390

Headshot

By home owner - 20/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 741

You deserved it 3 363

By FullMonty - 15/09/2012 23:26 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 078

You deserved it 3 995

By Ouchies - 09/02/2012 17:28 - United States

Today, I took my first shower in weeks after having had spinal surgery. My sister flushed a toilet. I couldn't reach the nozzle or my cane to get off the shower bench, and all I could do was sit there as scalding hot water sprayed all over me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 400

You deserved it 2 257

Panic! In the Bathroom

By MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 747

You deserved it 5 160

Arsehole

By Anonymous - 25/06/2022 14:00

Today, I was taking my shower, as usual. As I was putting soap on my behind, I heard a pop. I also felt a burning sensation near my butthole. I have a blood filled bubble in my arse, which got infiltrated with soap. I have a drums lesson in a bit. My butt is stinging. FML

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You deserved it 152

Freakout

By Anonymous - 09/05/2014 22:03 - South Africa

Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 335

You deserved it 4 322

By Anonymous - 14/02/2010 19:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in the shower getting ready for a date, when my older sister thought it would be a laugh to turn out the light. Getting out of the shower to turn it back on, I slipped and hit on my head on the counter. Thanks, sis. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 516

You deserved it 3 103

waffleminer25 12

Thursday 26 May 2016 14:12

Never drop the soap.

Tripartita 44

Thursday 26 May 2016 14:42

"I got you—diagonally!" "Pretty sneaky, sis." It's not often the dialog from a Connect Four commercial could fit an FML. This is a momentous occasion.

Comments

PackardBell_fml 19

Thursday 26 May 2016 14:11

Ouch. I know how that feels. That happened to my... area... as well. Same ideal. Feel better, OP.

waffleminer25 12

Thursday 26 May 2016 14:12

Never drop the soap.

JETarchitect 32

Thursday 26 May 2016 14:12

that sucks. maybe you can make a sign that tells everyone in the house someone is taking a shower so don't flush the toilet please

almost_there44 26

Thursday 26 May 2016 17:10

Nobody has time for that. I'm pretty sure anybody would know when somebody is in the shower anyway...

Ninjerman 7

Friday 27 May 2016 5:16

How does reasonable advice get voted down?

soulreaper12296 28

Friday 27 May 2016 17:24

Because #29, it isn't very reasonable to say that no one can go to the bathroom just because you're in the shower.

MarkGaus 12

Thursday 26 May 2016 14:12

Don't drop them-spongebob

trucker2 33

Thursday 26 May 2016 14:17

Owned by the shower.... Ouch

scoobysnarks 15

Thursday 26 May 2016 14:24

When was this house built? Most showerheads don't do this, and haven't for years.

ShadowHunter4587 9

Thursday 26 May 2016 14:27

That brings an all new meaning to don't drop the soap

Tripartita 44

Thursday 26 May 2016 15:13

Now, instead of "don't drop the soap [because something bad will happen to your anus]", it means… the same thing.

DeepFriedZombie 8

Thursday 26 May 2016 14:30

What the **** is a faucet?

Welshite 39

Thursday 26 May 2016 14:33

A Faucet is the movie star of the plumbing world.

trucker2 33

Thursday 26 May 2016 14:35

Yep first name was Farah

ElvistheBeagle 10

Thursday 26 May 2016 14:43

Do you live in a house without sinks and bathtubs?

MidnaLink 33

Thursday 26 May 2016 16:25

It's that thing you might otherwise refer to as a Tap.

InfiniteSunshine 32

Thursday 26 May 2016 16:28

A faucet is the device that controls the flow of substances, often water, from the pipes or container. It is attached to sinks, bathtubs etc, and is also known as a tap.

vOIDmASS 13

Thursday 26 May 2016 14:41

I got to '....bent over to pick it up' and thought this was going in a different direction! Sorry about your back end OP.

Tripartita 44

Thursday 26 May 2016 14:42

"I got you—diagonally!" "Pretty sneaky, sis." It's not often the dialog from a Connect Four commercial could fit an FML. This is a momentous occasion.

KnockoutBlox 13

Thursday 26 May 2016 16:03

Funniest thing I've read all day ?

WD_Stevens 22

Thursday 26 May 2016 19:37

I didn't realise that joke from Scrubs was a reference to something else. The things you learn online, eh?

socialproduct 19

Thursday 26 May 2016 21:25

Also referenced in Family Guy. And yes, I think this FML and that commercial are soul mates. It's almost as though the writers were anticipating a future of sibling on sibling anal scorching issues.