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Ouch. I know how that feels. That happened to my... area... as well. Same ideal. Feel better, OP.
that sucks. maybe you can make a sign that tells everyone in the house someone is taking a shower so don't flush the toilet please
Nobody has time for that. I'm pretty sure anybody would know when somebody is in the shower anyway...
Because #29, it isn't very reasonable to say that no one can go to the bathroom just because you're in the shower.
Don't drop them-spongebob
Owned by the shower.... Ouch
That brings an all new meaning to don't drop the soap
Now, instead of "don't drop the soap [because something bad will happen to your anus]", it means… the same thing.
What the **** is a faucet?
A Faucet is the movie star of the plumbing world.
Yep first name was Farah
Do you live in a house without sinks and bathtubs?
It's that thing you might otherwise refer to as a Tap.
A faucet is the device that controls the flow of substances, often water, from the pipes or container. It is attached to sinks, bathtubs etc, and is also known as a tap.
I got to '....bent over to pick it up' and thought this was going in a different direction! Sorry about your back end OP.
"I got you—diagonally!" "Pretty sneaky, sis." It's not often the dialog from a Connect Four commercial could fit an FML. This is a momentous occasion.
Funniest thing I've read all day ?
Also referenced in Family Guy. And yes, I think this FML and that commercial are soul mates. It's almost as though the writers were anticipating a future of sibling on sibling anal scorching issues.
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Never drop the soap.
"I got you—diagonally!" "Pretty sneaky, sis." It's not often the dialog from a Connect Four commercial could fit an FML. This is a momentous occasion.