By Anonymous - 24/04/2018 03:44

Today, while working at a restaurant, I told an old couple that their “vibrator will go off when a table is available.” I meant to say pager. They walked out. FML
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interesting33 36

I feel like their reaction was quite an overreaction... it is very natural to say vibrator for that.

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Donut_Wizard 23

When they walked out, did they take the pager with them?

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interesting33 36

I feel like their reaction was quite an overreaction... it is very natural to say vibrator for that.

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Donut_Wizard 23

When they walked out, did they take the pager with them?

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RichardPencil 30

They did, but nobody wanted to retrieve it...if you know what I mean.

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Zekfen 17

“I’m not ready to be seated, can you make it go off again?”

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RichardPencil 30

Of course, she wanted the vibrator to go off NOW!

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RichardPencil 30

I’d say your career in food service is on... wait on it... shaky ground.

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tonyfan00 38

Did they walk out with the pager? Because if so, it might be used in substitute of a vibrator...

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bigdaddyeric 35

What a couple of prudes, good riddance to them!

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Davros 12

I bet the wife was hesitant to leave.

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