By rice_cake - 22/05/2009 10:52 - Australia

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Today, I was sitting at a bus stop and a guy stops in front of me and says "Oh very nice. How much?" I reply "You couldn't afford me." An old guy sitting next to me says "I bet I could" and puts his hand on my leg. I forfeited the bus and walked home in the rain. FML
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erikaisthebest 0

FYL because the original guy that you were a prostitute. YDI from the old man because of your response.

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Indiana_fml 4

You actually admitted in public that you are buyable? Well, what was wrong then with the old guy? You didn't even hear his offer.

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ArtsySwag 0

That's really creepy but uhm... why would you walk home in the rain? Why didn't you just move away from him?

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krissywissy 0

you must be a *****. i sell myself for $5 dollars, and i get all the customers i need. i suggest you just accept it and follow suit

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erikaisthebest 0

FYL because the original guy that you were a prostitute. YDI from the old man because of your response.

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ILIEKGIRLS 5

did he by any chance look like Borat? XD

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Indiana_fml 4

You actually admitted in public that you are buyable? Well, what was wrong then with the old guy? You didn't even hear his offer.

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marimari 0

lmao I'm agreeing with # 7

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Mely325 0

FYL...lol sounds a little fake to me.

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