FML : Today, I was sitting at a bus stop and a guy stops in front of me and says "Oh very nice. How much?" I reply "You couldn't afford me." An old guy sitting...

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Today, I was sitting at a bus stop and a guy stops in front of me and says "Oh very nice. How much?" I reply "You couldn't afford me." An old guy sitting next to me says "I bet I could" and puts his hand on my leg. I forfeited the bus and walked home in the rain. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By rice_cake - / Friday 22 May 2009 10:52 / Australia

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By erikaisthebest | 0

#220472 - Friday 22 May 2009 04:47

FYL because the original guy that you were a prostitute. YDI from the old man because of your response.

By Indiana_fml | 4

#220488 - Friday 22 May 2009 04:51

You actually admitted in public that you are buyable? Well, what was wrong then with the old guy? You didn't even hear his offer.

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By Mico3587 | 0

#220467 - Friday 22 May 2009 04:46

YDI

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Lolerskatez | 0

#1717957 - Thursday 18 November 2010 12:26

Learn to look less trampy and it won't happen again

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skorka | 4

#4729272 - Wednesday 25 July 2012 01:15

Must be a pretty sexy babe

By NuclearWinter | 0

#220468 - Friday 22 May 2009 04:46

LMAO! FYL, my dear.

By ArtsySwag | 0

#220469 - Friday 22 May 2009 04:47

That's really creepy but uhm... why would you walk home in the rain? Why didn't you just move away from him?

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Cambo9000 | 0

#846655 - Friday 12 February 2010 02:39

my name isa borat

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goldhighways | 0

#1368138 - Wednesday 8 September 2010 06:09

LOL

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hairt | 4

#1371571 - Wednesday 8 September 2010 06:57

HUH??!

By krissywissy | 0

#220470 - Friday 22 May 2009 04:47

you must be a whore. i sell myself for $5 dollars, and i get all the customers i need. i suggest you just accept it and follow suit

By erikaisthebest | 0

#220472 - Friday 22 May 2009 04:47

FYL because the original guy that you were a prostitute. YDI from the old man because of your response.

By ILIEKGIRLS | 5

#220483 - Friday 22 May 2009 04:49

did he by any chance look like Borat? XD

By Dabamash | 0

#220484 - Friday 22 May 2009 04:49

You sound quite frigid.

By Indiana_fml | 4

#220488 - Friday 22 May 2009 04:51

You actually admitted in public that you are buyable? Well, what was wrong then with the old guy? You didn't even hear his offer.

By marimari | 0

#220489 - Friday 22 May 2009 04:51

lmao I'm agreeing with # 7

By Mely325 | 0

#220494 - Friday 22 May 2009 04:52

FYL...lol sounds a little fake to me.

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