By rice_cake - 22/05/2009 10:52 - Australia

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Today, I was sitting at a bus stop and a guy stops in front of me and says "Oh very nice. How much?" I reply "You couldn't afford me." An old guy sitting next to me says "I bet I could" and puts his hand on my leg. I forfeited the bus and walked home in the rain. FML
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erikaisthebest 0
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FYL because the original guy that you were a prostitute. YDI from the old man because of your response.

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Indiana_fml 4
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You actually admitted in public that you are buyable? Well, what was wrong then with the old guy? You didn't even hear his offer.

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Lolerskatez 0
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Learn to look less trampy and it won't happen again

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skorka 5
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Must be a pretty sexy babe

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ArtsySwag 0
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That's really creepy but uhm... why would you walk home in the rain? Why didn't you just move away from him?

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Cambo9000 0
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my name isa borat

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hairt 4
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HUH??!

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krissywissy 0
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you must be a whore. i sell myself for $5 dollars, and i get all the customers i need. i suggest you just accept it and follow suit

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erikaisthebest 0
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FYL because the original guy that you were a prostitute. YDI from the old man because of your response.

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ILIEKGIRLS 5
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did he by any chance look like Borat? XD

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Dabamash 0
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You sound quite frigid.

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Indiana_fml 4
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You actually admitted in public that you are buyable? Well, what was wrong then with the old guy? You didn't even hear his offer.

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marimari 0
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lmao I'm agreeing with # 7

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Mely325 0
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FYL...lol sounds a little fake to me.

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