Work: Today, I went to a very important job interview. I was so nervous...

Just keep in mind deep breaths for next time! I also heard that keeping an open posture prior to the interview boosts your confidence somehow (it was in a Ted Talk) so maybe try that next time, good luck!!

Dilexar 26

Monday 25 January 2016 23:39

Maybe eat a healthy breakfast/brunch & do some running or exercise beforehand to relax yourself. Remember to breathe slow & deep!

AC98 19

Monday 25 January 2016 23:41

Well at least you brought something they've never seen before in an interview

fushengyuan 20

Monday 25 January 2016 23:45

I would hire you just to see you passout again

liquifiednate 21

Tuesday 26 January 2016 5:54

Then fire them right after to watch them pass out a third time.

warped_executive 16

Monday 25 January 2016 23:49

These things happen, just relax and take a deep breathe. They are not your enemy! I'm sure they understand that you are nervous! You've got this op!

Thoricsteam20 24

Monday 25 January 2016 23:52

If the job is to sleep you nailed it.

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