By Jen1444 - United States - Rockaway Park


Today, I gave a financial presentation to my entire firm. After it was over, somebody accidentally copied me on a group text that said, "Her zipper was open the whole time. If we're so successful, why is our CFO wearing a urine-stained store-brand K-Mart panties?" FML
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  interesting33  |  36

I'm guessing you wouldn't be able to tell from just the zip being undone so I reckon it was not necessarily true but said to make OP look bad or for dramatic effect.

  coute21  |  6

Ew, no please don't spread lies like this. I speak for all women with good hygiene when I say that's fucking gross and buy new underwear; underwear is really cheap. Either you're dirt poor or you need to see a goddamn doctor about your bladder issues.

By  Mungolikecandy  |  19

How wide was the gape that they could see the brand and the stains?

By  PhoenixChick  |  26

How the flying fig could they tell the brand of your panties through a zipper gap? Plus, urine stains would be in the crotch, which doesn't show through a zipper gap either. So your coworkers are offensive, lying morons.

By  DragonMaiden7  |  15

I really don’t think it was an accident that you were included, and it also sounds like this specific employee is pretty malicious. It’s a shame that no one told you about your zipper, but no one would be able to see stains or a brand.

My advice is to cut out the tumor in your firm before it begins to spread, because it’s definitely malignant, if you understand my meaning OP.

  TheJawsman  |  18

Yeah, the person who actually made the remark shouldn't be allowed to get away with it. Not necessarily termination, but letting them get away with this comment weakens OP's authority.

  TheJawsman  |  18

Somehow I think the punishment for the person making the comment should go beyond correcting their improper word usage.

It weakens OP's authority if she doesn't take some form of punitive action.