I truly hate children...

Uh Houston... we have a problem here.

lWell kids get like that at times. If you cant pinppint the actaul cause then your bext safest bet is that she will tire herself out soon. Just bare with it i guess..

She is the female version of Damien

Pretend to. Take them off and put some slippers on her feet

This is kind of cute actually. Invisible shoes!

Uuuuuhhhhhh....... Maybe you wanna get her checked.... By a doctor...... A neurologist maybe...... Oooooorrrr..... A pshychologist

you obviously have never been around toddlers

Put black shoes on her, then take them off. Tickle the bottom of her feet so she can see the black shoes are off. Ask her what shoes she'd like to wear and ask her for help putting them on so she has "control" and is aware of what she is wearing.

Also, if not recognizing reality is a common problem for her, make an appointment with her pediatrician.

Wash her damn feet!!!

Put some black shoes on her, and then take them off. That way, she’ll get what she wanted.