By Anonymous - 21/07/2019 20:00

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Today, my best friend told me he loved me, so I reminded him that I'm a lesbian. "That's just a phase, just wait till you suck my dick," was his reply. He was serious. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 972
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Just tell him that liking girls is just a phase for him, wait til he sucks a dick.

Before using your mouth, I'd suggest using your foot. In a kicking motion. At speed.

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So was it just a phase - like he said? ;-)

Just tell him that liking girls is just a phase for him, wait til he sucks a dick.

good thing i was in the bathroom or my job mates would have thought I was crazy laughing like this ahahah

You ought to do it once and tell him you still like girls better. See how he handles that.

Before using your mouth, I'd suggest using your foot. In a kicking motion. At speed.

That might’ve been kinda smooth if he hadn’t said it was jus a phase

I get the feeling your parents regret not aborting your stupid ass.

Time for a new best friend

Someone needs to tell this idiot that not all girls enjoy giving head.

I've met them. ;( ;( ;(

well. he is obviously not a particularly intelligent person. did you explain to him it doesn't work that way?

What a great best friend. I’m sorry OP that’s not the kind of friend you want.

What a cunt. Seriously, like gargle with hot sauce and blow him. He will never ask again.