Hangover from hell

By Damnyouspellcheck - 13/08/2022 18:00

Today, I sent a text to a girl I met last night. Since we'd both had a few drinks, I texted, “U alive?” It wasn’t until later I found it it had autocorrected to “U alone?” when she texted back that she was “creeped out” and “no longer felt safe around me,” and promptly blocked me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 421
You deserved it 701

Same thing different taste

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Either text would be creepy. Why couldn't you be like a normal gentleman and send a surprise dick pic?

slkeithh 14

Maybe a "Hope you're feeling OK?" would have been the smarter option.

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Either text would be creepy. Why couldn't you be like a normal gentleman and send a surprise dick pic?

slkeithh 14

Maybe a "Hope you're feeling OK?" would have been the smarter option.

Autocorrect would have probably switched it to "Hope you're feeling my D" and screwed him over anyway.