Sex, Contraception and Intimacy: Stay safe - FML

Stay safe

By notaslut - 08/01/2020 22:00 - United States - Greeley

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Today, I walked into my best friend's house and her mom threw a box of condoms at me and said, "Stay safe, slut." FML

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Seeya55 31

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Wednesday 8 January 2020 23:38

#thathappened

RichardPencil 30

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Thursday 9 January 2020 8:41

Some people show love in a weird way.

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Seeya55 31

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Wednesday 8 January 2020 23:38

#thathappened

BurnInDemonFire 33

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Thursday 9 January 2020 5:34

Coming up this week on "It's Always Sunny...", Mac reveals a past childhood trauma, Dennis doesn't use the story to bed 50 women, and Charlie doesn't sniff glue while eating cat food. Don't forget to tune in to also find out why no one calls Dee "Bird" and Frank doesn't pull a gun. All on this week's episode titled "Shit that didn't happen, but we tried to make a story out of it, anyway."

RichardPencil 30

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Thursday 9 January 2020 8:41

Some people show love in a weird way.

DonULFonso 22

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Thursday 9 January 2020 20:14

"Speaking with authority, aren't you?"

RatInc. 7

Friday 10 January 2020 1:00

Bad b*tch vibes

Jonkbaby 22

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Sunday 12 January 2020 16:02

im very sorry. maybe shes going through menopause. which doesnt excuse her actions, but thats my guess

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