By sam_666777 - 30/08/2014 02:54 - United States - Farmingdale
The Top
By kiss98367 - 16/06/2013 23:48 - United States
kiss98367 tells us more.
Nice
By notestojenn - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Manchester
By Anonymous - 11/05/2009 03:28 - Canada
By scratchpost - 28/10/2010 12:07 - United States
By B_McG - 25/11/2009 18:31 - Canada
Send help!
By Anonymous - 19/03/2022 10:00
Contempt
By Anonymous - 26/08/2014 21:46 - Bosnia and Herzegovina - Tuzla
By c.hip - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
Conked out
By bummer - 25/11/2009 00:44 - United States
Make it stop!
By MsGlaDos - 12/06/2013 21:45 - United States - Austin
By ecuboy - 26/10/2010 16:49 - United States
ecuboy tells us more.
To answer some questions: I attend a public university (ECU), and the professor teaches closed-minded ethics. If you take anybody's cultural background or own personal beliefs into consideration when determining if what they did was morally right or wrong than you are wrong. There are no gray areas and there are no extenuating circumstances to change that in his mind.
By Anonymous - 20/05/2019 20:05
By cammy123 - 08/05/2009 05:25 - United States
Make it yourself, champ
By Cookyourowndamnfoodasshole! - 28/01/2021 03:30 - United States
By gj09 - 22/11/2009 20:03 - United States
By Anonymous - 23/05/2019 16:00
It's better than nothing, I suppose
By thatonekid - 06/05/2009 22:04 - United States
No way, uh-uh, no, not doing it
By Anonymous - 06/04/2022 06:00
Mr Mad
By Sorry Sir - 12/07/2023 03:00 - Australia - Brisbane
I need one
By j…… - 14/08/2011 03:56 - United States
High tech scamming
By Thaylok - 13/07/2023 12:00
By oops - 14/08/2014 21:54 - United States
Trauma
By Anonymous - 11/05/2022 06:00
By punchedhelper - 20/06/2012 23:27 - United States - Brooklyn
Doubling down
By omgitserika - 18/11/2009 15:09 - United States
Freaked out
By CriminalMistake - 04/05/2009 05:08 - United States
By Username - 09/08/2011 21:21 - United States
Cut it out
By Nobody - 17/10/2010 17:17 - United States
Fast food, hold the fast
By hails - 28/04/2022 10:00 - Canada - Toronto
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Haha, thanks for the support everyone. To add to my FML story, my ex knew by our third date that I go shooting. I found out from our mutual friend that he didn't think I was "cheap and dangerous" until his ex before me (at a party where I was unable to attend) started talking trash when she overheard him telling a couple of buddies that I shoot targets and reload my own shells. I'm 22, I have a full time job, and I have my own 2 bd apartment and a truck payment (among other bills). If I can save a little money, I will. Traveling for competitions and entry fees can get expensive. The thing that makes me laugh is his ex is my age, works about 15 hours a week, and has all her bills paid by her parents (she doesn't go to school or anything either). She uses the cash she earns to buy expensive clothing and what not (which according to her, I could "never afford"). Sorry I have different priorities in my life? Lol. As an update, two of my ex's friends (and yes, this includes his best friend) have asked me out since our breakup. My ex also sent a txt to me this morning saying that he messed up. I guess his friends talked some sense in to him. It's too late though. Goes to show that you probably shouldn't take advice from a jealous ex girlfriend. Just saying.