I need one

By j…… - 14/08/2011 03:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of my drunken antics. My reaction? Pour myself a stiff drink. FML
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F0xyTurtle 8

So maybe you should try to fix your drinking problem...

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Jaimegirl 7

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me due to my abusing animals, my reaction? I punted a kitten off a cliff.

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F0xyTurtle 8

So maybe you should try to fix your drinking problem...

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doctor_awesome 8

Captain Obvious strikes again

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Laners561769 9

Theres 12 steps, buddy. USE THEM. Alcoholism is terrible.

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BIEBERSLAYER 10

AA is for quitters

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bubble25_fml 5

maybe it's not op who has a drinking problem. maybe the boyfriend is the one with the problem and has to take a chill pill and chase it with a wine cooler.

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Jaimegirl 7

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me due to my abusing animals, my reaction? I punted a kitten off a cliff.

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denvan 0

AA meetings make you want to get there drunk and drink after

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enonymous 8

51 knows my Sunday afternoon plans... At least my plans with a silk bag of puppies and peanut butter is still safe

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DrIDGAF 7

Op should celebrate her pouring a drink, by pouring a drink

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doctor_awesome 8

you're both douches. the guy who "hooked up with his sister's best friend" for lying about hooking up with his sister's best friend, and ^ a douche because you can't spell "douche."

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doctor_awesome 8

**** wrong comment

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andy_l 14

He wouldn't have left you if it was a sex addiction, I'd bet.

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xXshadowrollerXx 6

105 - Can't tell if trolling, or just stupid..

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jizzwold 21

85 He probably would have cause most people don't like their girl going around ******* everything with a penis

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SPecial_Kay14 0

No it's not. Yeah, we're the real dumb asses alright. (

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goodrichpj 7

Could have not said it better

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goodrichpj 7

Can someone please tell me how to send message to someone/go to someones profile??? Please thank y'all

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nadhirah 4

He shouldn't have left you. But get you some help. But then again, maybe he tried. But it wasn't working.

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bfsd42 20

But maybe he was right. But maybe he was wrong. But maybe the world is flat. But maybe the Boogie Man is real and preys on people who can't have a strong opinion. But.........

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dropdeadtrollin 0

I want to meet this girl.

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spazzy910 0

I was trying to say that to the guy who commented first :) just in case y'all didn't know

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doctor_awesome 8

*he says with a beer sign in the background*

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angiedancesalott 8

you just proved his point.

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doctor_awesome 8

50- I never said he was. i was simply pointing out the irony in the situation. something that obviously went over your head.

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bagginzy 14

No need to be a douche, 55, and yes I spelled it right.

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JuggaletteKlown 0

Throw a party and get drunk?:D What kind of "antics" do you do anyway? 0.o

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SmokinTitties 0

I'd like to know as well. Just puttin that out there

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LOLtrollzin 3

Noooooo really didn't think that was a problem for OP.

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Taht_Guy_fml 0

Sarcasm is great...

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jizzwold 21

Pick up another addiction. I suggest meth.

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Xtra_Cheddar 3

Way to stay true

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beesmakewax 3

I like the sound of this. We should hang out some time

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Nobody likes the sloppy, pissy girl at the party. If you can't handle your drink, do it at home alone. If you wake up with no memory and have ****** up your own house, it might be time to cut back a wee dram.

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sirhobothesecond 3

9- no shit Sherlock.

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koe4 0

omg. OMG OMG SHERLOCK HOLMES IS ALIIIIVE? NO WAAAY!!!!!

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onedayinamsterda 14

share ur antics with us, see if ur ex had a point?

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