Doubling down

By omgitserika - 18/11/2009 15:09 - United States

Today, I thought my online boyfriend was calling me, so the first line I said was "Hey, Baby." His wife answered with, "This is Jenny. Who's this?" After speaking for thirty minutes, I found out he's married, fifty-eight, and has two kids. I'm seventeen. FML
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littlejacks4 0

"online boyfriend". those were the only two words i paid attention to and just clicked YDI.

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trevorus 0

Haven't you seen any of these Dateline things? Online boyfriend, really? What did you expect?

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BangOut 2

You soo deserve it, you ignorant bi-ya-tch

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americayay 0

Leave the house. Meet people in person. Date. In that order.

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trevorus 0

Haven't you seen any of these Dateline things? Online boyfriend, really? What did you expect?

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Cindii 0

LOL Was gonna start singing that famous song by Loverboy "PIG AND ELEPHANT DNA JUST WON'T SPLICE!"

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littlejacks4 0

"online boyfriend". those were the only two words i paid attention to and just clicked YDI.

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sweetspicegirl 0

Go out and meet someone much more safer and shouldn't you meet him before you call him your BF

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kewl92 0

whoa... online bf... you should at least really get to know the person and make sure he is what he says he is before calling him your "boyfriend".. YDI

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SweetieLish 0

Tell him that you're working with Dateline NBC and Chris Hansen and plan to have him arrested. That'd be funny.

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ParaplegicPony 0

YES! DO THIS! That would be freaking sweet.

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aback 4

Hey, at least you found out before you met him somewhere.

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CrazysNicole 0

Was his name Robbie? Seriously, I talked to a guy named Robbie who claimed he was like 17 a few years ago, and I knew he wasn't. And I finally found out he's about 58 and has kids.

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