By c.hip - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
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Since when did moles become parasites?
Where's a thumbs up button when you need one?
there is one..?
-11 Up various people's anus'
13- you showed there definitely is a thumbs down button.
My question is how can a mole come off so easily? I mean, you just brush off a bug, but a mole?
meth i one hell of a drug.
54- a friend of mine once pulled out his big tooth thinking it was a baby one. god knows how he got it out without realizing, and he's 18... so in my opinion, OP's mistake wasn't that bad haha.
Skin cancer! Better get that checked out
How do you not know where you have a mole? Especially one big and raised enough to be mistaken for a bug-those don't just show up overnight.
Well Dr. Amateur. Can you find anything else stupid to do??
eew . thats gross . why would you even .. !! blecch . K , no . just no .
Lol, sorry I'm waiting until I'm 18 :p
No they aren't. Moles are large bundles of melanin. And cancer cannot spread if outside of the body. How old are you?
Nice past FML reference =)
Horrible...
bosses...?
That movie was a huge letdown. If you plan on watching it...don't.
Your expectations are to high?
You're pretty(:
23- I totally agree. Everyone is so hateful now a days.
And thanks for calling me pretty as well BoredUnicorn!(:
Houston, why? You?
What? When and where??
haha
haha ^ what a lame comment. sorry folks, next time I'll say something witty ie) shouldn't you know or feel you had a mole, and it shouldn't come off in one clean swipe unless you used a knife. please begin to troll how un witty my comment was and my lack of grammar . begin . now.
McLovin ...haha
Its full proof. The cashiers get the reference 6/5 and let you go solely because your hilarious and Superbad was a great movie. fake id's
good job (:
As soon as you started scratching away you didn't think "oh this feels like it's attached to me"? What did u use a knife? One clean fast movement.
Perhaps it was hanging a bit and OP pulled fast out of panic? I've had a mole that was only attached by a little bit before, and it bled spectacularly when I caught it one day
Ouch! Next time actually look at what your picking off your skin! Hope you're okay(:
rubbing naked women on it helps
Thanks for the lovely visual!
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Since when did moles become parasites?
As soon as you started scratching away you didn't think "oh this feels like it's attached to me"? What did u use a knife? One clean fast movement.