Today, I found out that if you wake your 7-year old sister up...

By younggirl101 - 5/8/2014 16:51 - Canada - Kamloops

Today, I found out that if you wake your 7-year old sister up by plugging her nose, you'll wake up the next morning, taped down and unable to move as she pours ice water on you. FML

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Awkward beyond belief Say more :

Hey guys, just a quick follow up. Turns out she had help from my dad who grew up with four brothers that had huge pranking wars. I'm going to stop it at this. No more pranking. And I agree. She should've got this on tape then I could give you guys the link and prove I did the ice bucket challenge. (Sort of) thanks!

Kids

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Goodbye Bill

By wtf_fml_0609 - 1/11/2010 16:43 - United States

Today, I have a huge meeting with the big executives of the company I work at. I have to be there in 10 minutes. I'm stuck on the toilet with the runs because I thought it would be a good idea to eat hot chicken wings last night. FML

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By nojob - 7/5/2009 19:15 - Canada

Today, I was desperately handing out resumes. I came to my local grocery store and asked for a job application, the customer service rep told me all she needed was my resume. I smiled and gave it to her only to see her read it, laugh and put it straight in the garbage as I walked out. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/6/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I made a patient really happy. I work in a long term care facility and was changing a woman's diaper. While cleaning her, I somehow managed to give her an orgasm with a warm wash cloth. FML

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By Upset - 3/2/2016 18:14 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, after finding out that my professor likes to talk trash about, and constantly belittle, Muslims in every American History class he teaches, I submitted an essay about Muslim contributions to humanity. He held me back after class and asked why I gave him such filth. I'm a Muslim. FML

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By loueb17 - 15/2/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a 5 year old boy. When I was on the phone with my mom, he called 911 and started to cry. When I got off the phone the police were at the door. It turns out that the "emergency" was that the VCR was not working. FML

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By TheBaconater - 3/2/2013 16:22 - United States - Baraboo

Today, I woke up to a voice-mail from my manager saying I had the day off. Excited, I made plans with my friends. A few minutes ago I got a call from my other manager yelling at me for not showing up, and the original manager revealed he had me confused with another girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/3/2012 14:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I got on the train with my bike, leaning it up against the wall. After a while, it began to slide down the wall and wobble, so I dashed out to catch it. As I ran for it, I slipped and crashed into it, knocking it into an old man and busting the rear brake. FML

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By quinndulgent - 29/11/2015 21:10 - United States - West Bend

Today, due to the incompetence and apathy of my lab partners, I have to write a 12-page lab paper by myself. A 12 page lab paper about radishes. Radishes. FML

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By c - 22/7/2012 04:50 - United States - Denham Springs

Today, my boss bitched at me because my body language "indicates that you don't enjoy doing your job". I just have scoliosis. FML

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By notyourparkingspot - 25/5/2017 16:00 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, a guy who lives in my condo complex threatened to take my husband and me to small claims court. Why? He was mad about the $300 fine to get his truck back after it was towed, because he was parked in our spot. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/7/2014 17:54 - Canada - Tatamagouche

Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML

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By Average Lover - 27/10/2018 03:00

Today, my wife and I decided to go to an adult store and buy some toys to spice up the bedroom a bit. She wanted to buy a double-edged dildo so "we can use it together". I'm a guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2010 15:35 - Romania

Today, in my journalism class, after trying hard to find some actual news to comment, we ended up talking about gay porn and fashion designers. FML

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By sendhelp - 30/4/2017 16:00

Today, my mom asked me to take my dad's mail to him. The "mail" was divorce papers. FML

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By drastech99 - 23/9/2011 06:22 - United States

Today, my wife got so upset I didn't hold her while Snooki from Jersey Shore was crying, that after the episode was done she locked herself in our room crying. Now I have to sleep on the floor of my living room. Thanks Snooki. FML

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By alice - 14/2/2011 01:18 - United Kingdom

Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML

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By Kevin - 10/3/2010 08:39 - Canada

Today, my parents took my laptop, cut the Internet, took my car keys and TV, and removed my bedroom door. Why? Because they thought the plant I was growing for my science project was a marijuana plant. Oh yeah, they took that too. My presentation is tomorrow. FML

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By Brittany - 1/3/2009 20:00 - United States

Today, I typed an essay on my friend's computer, so she forwarded it to me in a email and she made the subject "here bitch" as a joke. I then went to email the essay to my teacher. I forwarded it thinking nothing of it only to realize that I didn't change the subject name. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2015 08:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend told me he took pictures of me while I was sleeping. Instead of it being all cute like you see on social media, there's me sleeping with his dirty-ass sock on my face and him smiling in the background. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/1/2015 01:43 - United States - Richmond

Today, as a volunteer tutor, I met up with a girl who needed help with calculus. When I introduced myself, she wrinkled up her face and said, "I'd hoped you'd be hotter." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/4/2017 14:00

Today, the main cause of my recent boost in anxiety is in fact the amount of debt that going to a therapist in the first place has put me in. I guess he did help me find the main cause of my emotional issues. FML

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By stinkypants - 10/11/2011 03:15 - India

Today, I went to a dinner party. I had a bad stomach, so I made a dash to the bathroom and forgot to lock the door. While I was in, I heard some voices outside. In a panic, my reflex was to get up and lock the door. I did so, while simultaneously shitting all over myself. FML

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By tjcl - 28/11/2009 06:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were gazing into each others' eyes in the moonlight after not having seen each other for a week. I thought he was going to say "I love you" and pull me in for a kiss. Instead, he said, "Since you can’t drive, we should get one of those two seater bicycles." FML

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By anonymous - 20/2/2015 23:49 - United States - Paragould

Today, it was snowing but I had to let my dog out, so I picked him up and carried him outside. I slipped, landed on him and ended up breaking his leg. FML

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By crazybiotch - 28/5/2009 18:09 - Canada

Today, I sent a forward to the ladies at my office. When I scrolled down I noticed my personal emails from my best friend were attached. They go into great detail about the sex I had last night, when I was planning on dumping my boyfriend and that I suspected I had an anal fissure. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/5/2020 02:00

Looks aren't everything

Today, I was watching "My 600-lb Life". Most of the people on the show are married or in relationships. I cant even find a relationship. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/9/2011 12:38 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML

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By Anonymous - 4/8/2012 06:00 - United States - Santa Fe

Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML

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By Crazy Cat Guy - 9/1/2015 06:44 - United States - Fremont

Today, I was sitting at my computer, petting one of my cats, who was sitting on my lap. My other cat got jealous and tried to climb onto my lap as well. They ended up fighting. I was wearing shorts. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/4/2014 02:46 - United States

Today, I finished building a porch I've worked hard on for the past 2 weeks, and I was very proud on how amazing it turned out. Within 20 minutes of it being completed, my pregnant dog decided to crawl underneath it to have her puppies. I had to take half the porch apart to get to her and them. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/1/2012 16:45 - United States

Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML

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By akasha - 6/4/2012 06:15 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, my patient had her call bell on. When I went to see what she needed, she replied that she was very itchy and could not reach to scratch the itch. I basically got called in to scratch my patient's crotch. FML

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By alf - 27/10/2008 02:34 - France

Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML

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By efff my life. - 31/5/2011 02:58 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while I was driving her to a surprise party where I was going to propose. FML

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By ohwell - 9/6/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, I finally confessed to the guy I've liked for 2 years. I told him that I've really liked him for a long time and that I knew he had a girlfriend and I didn't expect anything from him, I just wanted him to know. His response: "Are you done? 'Cause I need to go to the bathroom." FML

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By boyfriendisatoss - 26/12/2009 07:22 - Australia

Today, I had two surprises for my boyfriend who was at work. One was a dessert and the other was sexy lingerie. He chose the dessert. Then told me I was an idiot. FML

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By TheCrackerNinja - 26/11/2010 00:55 - United States

Today, after weeks of my girlfriend telling me to be romantic, I decided to make a romantic bath for us, complete with oil bath beads. After we get ready to take the bath, she puts her hand in the water and says she won't get it because 'it feels slimy'. I enjoyed a romantic bath alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/9/2012 21:06 - United States

Today, a creepy girl from my class wouldn't stop texting me and trying to call me. In order to get her to stop, I texted back saying that I was at my mom's house for a family dinner. She replied, "No you're not. I can see you right now." FML

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By dicedicebaby - 23/3/2015 00:20 - United States - Columbus

Today, I had my 18th birthday party. At midnight, three police officers showed up at my door and asked if they could look around. Were we doing anything bad? Nope. My friends suck at parking. Before they left, the officers said that this was the most toned down party they'd seen in years. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/2/2010 03:01 - United States

Today, I went to the park with my friend and we decided to swing. While we were swinging, we decided to jump off backwards. All would have worked out fine if my pants hadn't gotten caught on the metal of the swing, leaving my bare butt exposed. The man who was in the park with his daughter left. FML

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By uhhSavage | 22

#6028829 - Tuesday 5 August 2014 23:44

I don't see how you couldn't deserve this, lol.

By phew_fml | 21

#6028832 - Tuesday 5 August 2014 23:44

Revenge is a dish best serves cold...

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By uhhSavage | 22

#6028829 - Tuesday 5 August 2014 23:44

I don't see how you couldn't deserve this, lol.

Liyuesigs | 8

#6029038 - Wednesday 6 August 2014 4:34

She did but not to this extent. This is way out of proportion.

FimogenFeels | 14

#6029041 - Wednesday 6 August 2014 4:38

I don't think she did. OP's sister went too far.

brand125 | 17

#6029105 - Wednesday 6 August 2014 5:45

Am i the only one who finds it really weird she plugged her sisters nose while she was asleep? If i woke up to not being able to breath i wouldnt be too happy.

although taping her up is also messed up..

headache_chick | 13

#6029130 - Wednesday 6 August 2014 6:21

#70 & 72.....the prank was very appropriate, especially considering the prank OP pulled.

Brandi_Faith | 33

#6029136 - Wednesday 6 August 2014 6:31

70, 72, Op's sister woke up feeling like she couldn't breath, getting ice water poured on you sucks but isn't an inappropriate response.

Arwen_Evenstar | 37

#6029335 - Wednesday 6 August 2014 14:02

I'd say it's proportionate. Plus it makes the sister a legend!

kaablam | 17

#6029399 - Wednesday 6 August 2014 16:14

Go big or go home!

hoopfrog | 14

#6029407 - Wednesday 6 August 2014 16:25

Straight up!

Vitotaylor36 | 13

#6029564 - Wednesday 6 August 2014 20:02

When it comes to prank wars, you HAVE to one-up the other person. Bet OP won't be doing anything like that every again. I saw YFDI and little sis wins the war.

loludunnomeee | 18

#6187845 - Friday 30 January 2015 17:18

It just makes you breathe out your mouth, and maybe startles you a bit

By Onyxdragon | 9

#6028831 - Tuesday 5 August 2014 23:44

This doesn't fit the Canadian stereotype at all... Ydi, big time.

Ainarr | 29

#6028989 - Wednesday 6 August 2014 2:57

unless she's yelling 'sorry' the whole time

RiotPoof | 3

#6029012 - Wednesday 6 August 2014 3:36

Are you kidding? What's the point of living in a country like Canada if you can't pour freezing cold water or snow on an unsuspecting person?

horneyhic | 15

#6029060 - Wednesday 6 August 2014 4:49

Pranking your siblings is deffinatly part of Canadian culture

marcus369 | 9

#6029102 - Wednesday 6 August 2014 5:36

I DONT LIKE YOUR STEREOTYPES!!! OMG I'm so sorry for yelling at you, i hope i didnt hurt your feelings. but honestly, thats actually how we are, we dont say sorry after every bad thing we do

DiamondGirlj | 18

#6029114 - Wednesday 6 August 2014 5:57

#87 1. You just apologized for something 'bad' you did, 2. This is a good stereotype, we're being stereotyped for being nice. XD

Brandi_Faith | 33

#6029140 - Wednesday 6 August 2014 6:33

Personally, I absolutely love our stereotype! We're stereotyped as nice people that apologize all the time and treat others as we want to be treated. I also love how that stereotype is true for the majority of Canadians. Much better than any other stereotype.

thevelociraptor | 31

#6029280 - Wednesday 6 August 2014 10:36

I'm not even mad. Also #87 You need to chill out, like go outside. I am Canadian and I don't really give a shit about our stereotypes. You agree? eh?
(P.S sorry for swearing)

marcus369 | 9

#6029574 - Wednesday 6 August 2014 20:14

1. my comment was a joke. 2. I dont care about them either so calm down

DiamondGirlj | 18

#6031373 - Friday 8 August 2014 23:10

Again #135, no one was really angry. WE WEREN'T TYPING LIKE THIS!

By phew_fml | 21

#6028832 - Tuesday 5 August 2014 23:44

Revenge is a dish best serves cold...

SnslessRage | 11

#6028863 - Tuesday 5 August 2014 23:55

Ice cold apparently.

baseballbv | 17

#6028877 - Wednesday 6 August 2014 0:07

As Cold as Ice.

LegalLoitering | 12

#6028883 - Wednesday 6 August 2014 0:22

Willing to sacrifice our love.

Rallred32 | 20

#6029002 - Wednesday 6 August 2014 3:18

22 and 26 shouldn't have dislikes.

NinjaDitto623 | 14

#6029048 - Wednesday 6 August 2014 4:43

#59, 22 and 26 shouldn't have commented

maylie25 | 18

#6029072 - Wednesday 6 August 2014 5:05

I agree with #59....#22 And #26 shouldn't have dislikes that was funny lol =)

Rallred32 | 20

#6029432 - Wednesday 6 August 2014 16:56

Apparently no one on FML has a sense for music. Fuckin Neanderthals

baseballbv | 17

#6029435 - Wednesday 6 August 2014 16:58

Make a reference to Let it Go and you get a million likes. Make a reference to a classic song and it's the opposite.

rambleramble3 | 11

#6031234 - Friday 8 August 2014 19:55

To #125's comment,
Well that escalated quickly...

By joeyl2008 | 29

#6028834 - Tuesday 5 August 2014 23:44

Yeah, you deserve that one.

Onyxdragon | 9

#6028838 - Tuesday 5 August 2014 23:46

There's a button for that. if you didn't know.

By peanuty001 | 19

#6028837 - Tuesday 5 August 2014 23:45

fair trade

By msmedistyle | 14

#6028840 - Tuesday 5 August 2014 23:46

She just wanted to help you shower

Mystery_Unsolved | 16

#6029910 - Thursday 7 August 2014 4:50

That's one way to look at it

By martin8337 | 35

#6028843 - Tuesday 5 August 2014 23:47

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Gweedo65 | 16

#6029074 - Wednesday 6 August 2014 5:06

Hmm this reminds me of another comment...

By blazerman_fml | 17

#6028844 - Tuesday 5 August 2014 23:48

I think you better end this feud here..Revenge is not an option.A 7 year old who knows how to tape you down?Just think of all the possibilities other than ice water.Nope not walking down that road.

EduJav321 | 24

#6029026 - Wednesday 6 August 2014 4:14

I have a feeling she might have had somehelp

Brandi_Faith | 33

#6029142 - Wednesday 6 August 2014 6:35

My first thought after reading this FML was that that is the best 7 year old ever!

By ElementaryEdGuy | 18

#6028846 - Tuesday 5 August 2014 23:48

Sorry, but I think your sister is Satan.

euphoricness | 28

#6028995 - Wednesday 6 August 2014 3:07

I don't think so, maybe if she poured boiling hot ramen noodles on him while gauging out his eye sockets and then feeding them to her pet iguanas, then yes - she would be Satan

By mld4657 | 28

#6028848 - Tuesday 5 August 2014 23:48

I love your sister muhahaha I would so do something like this

Arwen_Evenstar | 37

#6029340 - Wednesday 6 August 2014 14:06

I've universally found that when people announce they'd do something like "that", they're actually the sort of person who likes people to think they would, yet never, ever does.