By Anonymous - 17/04/2022 22:00
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Well, I'll bet they are both excellent at comforting crying babies. Evidently, grumpiness and smugness are requisite traits for soothing infants. Who knew?!?!? It's amazing what FML teaches us.
A calm-off got me banned from the yoga studio. I started by saying, "Namaste -- now I'm gonna relax the fuck out of this thing." I trash talked the other stretchers with, "looks more like downward-facing dogshit to me." I got in their grills and said I was going to out-bliss they asses! Evidently, they did not not my competitive attitude.