Today, I would understand if my mom left the stove a bit greasy after cooking, because it’s too hot to wipe down right away. What she actually does is she leaves the stove HAIRY. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom was in the kitchen when her shirt caught on fire. Acting quickly, I poured my glass of water on her. Instead of thanking me, she yelled at me for making a mess. FML
Today, I woke up and headed downstairs ready to do the dishes, when my mom hissed at me to, “go do the dishes!” As I was washing them, my mom stood over me the whole time. She eventually said, “You know, it’s pretty fucking sad that I still have to tell you to do these things.” FML
Today, my mom came over for dinner. She lost her mind, screaming and yelling, because my oven melted the dollar store cooking dish that she insisted on using. Never mind the fact I’m going to have to pay a couple hundred, if not a thousand dollars for a new stove. Oh no, she’s out a whole buck. FML
Today, months into supporting my mum with her part time cleaning job by cooking dinner for my large family after university, I found out that she doesn't actually have a job, she just leaves the house for a few hours because she doesn't want to cook dinner. FML
Today, despite my asking her several times, my mom seems incapable of putting dog food in a bowl. She just throws it on the floor, where you step on it, slip on it, the doors get stuck on it and the tiles are now full of greasy dog food crumbs. FML
Today, I found out my mother cleans the dishes with bathroom cleaning chemicals. She doesn't see anything wrong with this. FML
Today, to treat the family, I cooked something nice in appreciation for sticking it out over the past few tough months. Unfortunately, I chose this one day to not wear my oven mitts when carrying the food to the table, spilling the food all over the carpeted floor. FML
Today, I managed to spill piping hot oil all over my kitchen floor, thinking it was too hot to clean right then and there I left it for a few hours to cool. I forgot about it, and slipped over in it bashing my head into my cupboard handle. FML
Today, my mom is on vacation and I’m taking care of her pets. I also get to clean the entire house. No, she didn’t ask me to do that. It’s just that I had to hold my breath every time I opened the fridge, and there is no surface clean enough to actually touch, so I simply couldn’t help myself. FML
Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to blow-dry the sweat off her armpits instead of showering. FML
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TwoBytesCarley 27
Where’s Richard Pencil when you need him? I’m sure he’s had a few good zingers to these latest FMLs…
angeleyes0724 10
Actually the best time to wipe it down is right after cooking while it's still hot. Cleans right up and don't have to worry about scrubbing stuff that hardens as it cools down. Just be careful
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Comments (4)
BurnInDemonFire 39
It's not her fault. It's clearly shedding season.
angeleyes0724 10
Actually the best time to wipe it down is right after cooking while it's still hot. Cleans right up and don't have to worry about scrubbing stuff that hardens as it cools down. Just be careful
Marcella1016 32
Yeah you wouldn’t want anything to set your hair on fire
Grumpy Jack 27
Hot water and lemon-based dishwashing soap. Then, you can wait until the stove cools down.
Marcella1016 32
Jesus how much hair? You guys getting extra fiber in your food or what?! 🤢🤮
TwoBytesCarley 27
Where’s Richard Pencil when you need him? I’m sure he’s had a few good zingers to these latest FMLs…
turnabouttrial 21
I miss him.