Today, my cat woke me up by sharpening his claws on my breast. FML
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nswan
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lucky cat...
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steelersfan32
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ydi for having boobs hard enough for a cat to sharpen them on.
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LoveAlways27
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ouch!
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hotair10
| 9
yeah, that pretty much sucks
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KaySL
| 24
Your pussy has CLAWS? May I recommend some vagisil or something? Penicillin? Ooh, you're 14 years old? Will you suck my cock? I have candy!
^ Yeah, I know, don't even say it. I'm filling in for Perdix this time.
^ Yeah, I know, don't even say it. I'm filling in for Perdix this time.
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WishResign
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YDI for petting it under the blanket grossing your roomate out. now your cat's getting you back for embarrassing it like that.
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bailes_o_hay
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wrong FML my friend
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KiddNYC1O
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Scratch your pussy.
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Bloodberry
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the pussy just wanted some pussy?
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carlog
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Maybe your pussy just needed some attention.
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innerexlet
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sorry 27# perdix is never THAT bad
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Haterman123
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the pussy wanted to have some boob time :p
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pinkpillowz
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31- wrong fml! but they were both about cats...
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zyzter
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read it again 80, I think they meant to put it here
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untoward
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tough titty said the kitty but the milk was still good!
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nathan5
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i believe he was sharpening your breast with his claws...not sharpening his claws on your breast
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nswan
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lucky cat...
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agm2010
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she likes it rough(;
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zinoxity
| 23
4 - That's what I thought.
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MrFancy
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Grope!
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baconhawkman
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exactly
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sloppy3301
| 3
lucky only if their big :D
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persianlovaaa691
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wow #4 fkin sexy
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TheBestManEver
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So much for foreplay...
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QTp13
| 10
*cringes* I hope you are ok OP -_-
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mintcar
| 9
Ouch. That really blows.
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lovethatpanda
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Shin Chan is amazing.
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mintcar
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Ouch. That really blows.
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jlynn97
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hahaha that's a nice cat.
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lovely_asian
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bad pussy cat! lol that must have hurt a lot though :/ sorry op
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wolftastic
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you're cute:)
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ROFLBERRYPIE
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Careful with those!
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DarkHelmet
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Not the titties!!!! Bad Kitty BAD!!!!!!
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he was just giving her a check up, it is October...
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friker
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dumb.
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UsmcDevilDogs
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to whoosh wats ur rank I'm cpt. sniper also recon u
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DarkHelmet
| 10
who is whoosh?
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yuhimjesus
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calling bs on 84. A captain would be able to spell.