By scratchpost - 28/10/2010 12:07 - United States

Today, my cat woke me up by sharpening his claws on my breast. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 911
You deserved it 4 618

Same thing different taste

Top comments


hotair10 9

YDI for petting it under the blanket grossing your roomate out. now your cat's getting you back for embarrassing it like that.

KiddNYC1O 20

Maybe your pussy just needed some attention.

the pussy wanted to have some boob time :p

pinkpillowz 0

31- wrong fml! but they were both about cats...

zyzter 0

read it again 80, I think they meant to put it here

tough titty said the kitty but the milk was still good!

i believe he was sharpening your breast with his claws...not sharpening his claws on your breast

TheBestManEver 0
mintcar 9
lovethatpanda 0
mintcar 9

bad pussy cat! lol that must have hurt a lot though :/ sorry op

DarkHelmet 10

Not the *******!!!! Bad Kitty BAD!!!!!!

ksummerville91_fml 0

he was just giving her a check up, it is October...

to whoosh wats ur rank I'm cpt. sniper also recon u

yuhimjesus 0

calling bs on 84. A captain would be able to spell.