By scratchpost - 28/10/2010 12:07 - United States

Today, my cat woke me up by sharpening his claws on my breast. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 890
You deserved it 4 608
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nswan 5
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lucky cat...

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steelersfan32 0
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ydi for having boobs hard enough for a cat to sharpen them on.

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LoveAlways27 0

ouch!

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hotair10 9

yeah, that pretty much sucks

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WishResign 0
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YDI for petting it under the blanket grossing your roomate out. now your cat's getting you back for embarrassing it like that.

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bailes_o_hay 0
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wrong FML my friend

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KiddNYC1O 20

Scratch your pussy.

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Bloodberry 0
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the pussy just wanted some pussy?

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carlog 0
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Maybe your pussy just needed some attention.

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innerexlet 0
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sorry 27# perdix is never THAT bad

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Haterman123 0
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the pussy wanted to have some boob time :p

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pinkpillowz 0

31- wrong fml! but they were both about cats...

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zyzter 0

read it again 80, I think they meant to put it here

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untoward 0
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tough titty said the kitty but the milk was still good!

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nathan5 0
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i believe he was sharpening your breast with his claws...not sharpening his claws on your breast

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nswan 5
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lucky cat...

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agm2010 0

she likes it rough(;

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zinoxity 23
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4 - That's what I thought.

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MrFancy 0

Grope!

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sloppy3301 3
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lucky only if their big :D

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persianlovaaa691 0
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wow #4 fkin sexy

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TheBestManEver 0

So much for foreplay...

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QTp13 10
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*cringes* I hope you are ok OP -_-

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mintcar 9

Ouch. That really blows.

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lovethatpanda 0

Shin Chan is amazing.

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mintcar 9

Ouch. That really blows.

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jlynn97 0
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hahaha that's a nice cat.

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lovely_asian 0
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bad pussy cat! lol that must have hurt a lot though :/ sorry op

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wolftastic 0

you're cute:)

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ROFLBERRYPIE 0

Careful with those!

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DarkHelmet 10

Not the titties!!!! Bad Kitty BAD!!!!!!

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ksummerville91_fml 0

he was just giving her a check up, it is October...

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UsmcDevilDogs 0
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to whoosh wats ur rank I'm cpt. sniper also recon u

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DarkHelmet 10

who is whoosh?

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yuhimjesus 0

calling bs on 84. A captain would be able to spell.

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