Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML
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Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML
Today, while at the mall, I was traveling up the escalator on my way to the food court. When I neared the top, the handrail severely shocked me, causing me to drop a bag of China I had just bought, which fell to the bottom of the escalator and shattered. FML
Today, I embarrassed myself by screaming for help in a crowded mall when my shoelace got stuck at the top of the escalator. Someone behind me kicked the shoelace and it came out easily. FML
Today, I tripped getting on an escalator and instinctively grabbed the nearest person to steady myself. That person was a toddler. The mom screamed, I fell anyway, and the toddler just stared at me like I’d ruined his whole week. FML
Today, I went to Walmart with my Dad, and he decided to kick me in the butt while I was walking. When I went to kick him back, I hit my own leg out from beneath myself and landed on my face. The most embarrassing thing was that the people who saw all started clapping. FML
Today, I slipped fell down an entire flight of stairs in front of literally everyone, and after getting back up, I tripped down another flight. Then, instead of silently walking away, I started laughing like a maniac and now everyone probably thinks I'm dumb, clumsy, and crazy. FML
Today, as I was stood on an escalator, my shoelace got caught in the step. Panicking, I tried to pull it out, but my shoe came off. I had to awkwardly hop back down the escalator to retrieve it while everyone around me in the mall watched. FML
Today, I was in a shopping centre when a little girl was running up and down the aisles. She started to fall over so I put my hand out to catch her. Her mother then ran up to me and screamed about me 'touching her child' so loud that everyone could hear. FML
Today, I was in a shoe store. I picked up a shoe so I could look at it, but when I put it back on the shelf, the whole shelf fell down, making all the shoes fall to the ground. The people behind the counter started clapping. FML
Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML
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lmmmr 0
That's because you are clearly a bad person.
misssweetie 0
Grow up.
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Comments (829)
lmmmr 0
That's because you are clearly a bad person.
Guuurlplease 0
Lol!
153rdTrooper 0
Instant Karma - Just add fail.
Wargen 8
lol shulda been taped
Atmaster 3
karma biotch
bambam837 2
karma ****** sucks don't it bitch
wintamint101 7
thats just embaressing
Lolpancakes 0
u never yell at ur parents... ask my scar lol jk but seriously u deserved it don't yell at your parents. no matter how annoying they may e only thing u can do is shrug it off and move on.
BoCo_fml 9
Never scream at your mother!! She deserves a better kid than you...I'm glad that karma got you
vengeance501 8
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
First, karma doesnt exist. Second, her mother raised her to be that way.
Thisismoses 0
Just one question. If you fell down the up escalators(Just saying what everyone's thinking) how long did you stay in one spot on the escalator?
johnnie99 0
dumb ass
kattyeyedkay 0
tehe 731
tatersalad33 0
thats what you get for being a forst class retard
orgin1 0
THATS THE BEST THING I'VE EVER READ. Good job :)
AutomatonRider 0
THANK YOU
crazy17balls 0
karma kicked your ass
blobs1907 3
karma's a bitch. just make sure that bitch is beautiful. i wud say ure some eye candy. when ur fall down escalators
Ninjasaurus18 9
Karma for the win. And yes. You are a horrible person. You couldn't have waited until you were home or at least in the motherfucking car to go all ******-ass?
fmlbaby69 2
Look I really hate it when people do shit like that, my moms dead. I dont even remember the last thing I said to her. Think of it this way, if your mom died suddenly like mine did, would you want to always remember the last words said being harsh words? Forever haunting you? Look your a bitch for saying shit like that in front of a crowd to your mother. You owe her a lot, you owe her your life for starters, second a mother will always love you no matter what, and lastly your a bitch for not realizing it. I hope you learned your lesson, don't be a bitch to your mother, with out her, you wouldn't b alive.
yupitssoph 18
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I disagree. OP is not a bad person. Just a bitchy teenager. It happens to all of us at some point.
xknightlightx 2
You don't even know her mother or her life. alot of parents get kids without knowing enough about life. Then they wonder why things went wrong. I know some really smart parents, and their kids dont go too wrong because they have stability and prevent negative cycles. But of course, people also just get lucky. Problems arent just individual-based. They are also very system-based
Fireashes250 16
Sorry for your loss #825
DoomedGemini 37
I'm sorry about your mother but it isn't fair to say EVERYone should be respectful of their mothers. Not all mothers are good. I'm not talking about this instance because op was being a bitch but a lot of comments are not making exceptions. Some 'mothers' shouldn't be mothers.
Themexicanbanana 6
forst huh? the **** are you? tweety bird?
T3chie 13
It was a mistake, asshole
misssweetie 0
Grow up.
Hotshot132 0
I probably would've clapped also
LexRB 0
agreed, god I hate bitches like you I would of cheered
xleanne_aLly 23
yeah, what #2 said. that's what yeah get for being a disrespectful little brat.
TheiMightyKhaL 2
If my child ever did that, I would smack the crap outta them
Spiral_Thoughts 19
#2 Or if that fails . . . fall up!
Higgy531 0
You should be on a nanny show.
ccftw 0
that's what you get for making a scene :D
tiger_master 0
threadjacking???
LegitDGK 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
687, I have better grammar then you on my iPod touch. You started off in plural form talking about multiple people, then for some reason you switched off to singular form. Thank you, and please learn to spell before you hate on other people you incoherent troll.
Niaa_fml 0
I have better grammar than you on my iPod Touch.* Trying to be smart fail.
LexRB 0
687 shut the **** up
supertacowaffle 41
**** I'm sorry
uhhuhuhhuh 0
good
lolmonster34 0
I'd punch out the 1st person I saw clapping
alayna100 0
ouch... i feel for you for having an annoying parent... but you really should consider your actions at public places. even though i feel bad for you, i am compelled to say "YDI" for being stupid and inconsiderate enough to make a scene at a public place
skippydoda 32
Even if her mother is pissing her off it doesn't give her any right to cause a public scene. She deserves it for being a stupid bitch who can't act like an adult.
CultureChic 14
Don't feel bad for OP... if people clapped she probably deserved it. She was probably being a brat.
PYLrulz 17
I doubt #5 really believed that the parent was being bad, was more than likely using some sarcasm
shots1996 8
683 i got a feelin just by readin the FML she was bein a brat and acting like a 3 year old by screaming. So yea i agree she deserved it 100%
JiggstheMan 0
You deserve it for yelling at your mommy
jabfinch 9
agree
xMiss_Maggot 7
like you never yell at your mom..
JonReb 0
Grow up, maybe? If you do something like this in a public place I don't even want to know what you're like at your house.
mcsteamy88 0
got that right
iwenttherebuddy 0
so agreeable
tonyfan00 38
What happens at the house in a nutshell: TIM-BUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRR!
razzipost 0
Karma. It's a bitch... and your moms best friend.
dhenri 9
Karma is a bitch, so is OP lol
jeri2011 0
*claps*
DeadManLaughing 0
Nice. YDI for whining like a bitch.