Today, I was confiding in my dad over the phone, after I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. After I hung up and went online, I noticed he'd been live-blogging the whole call on Facebook and commenting that he was considering suicide to escape the boredom. FML
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darlingdollie
| 24
That was insensitive of him. Sorry OP, I know how you feel. I'm always here for you or anyone reading this. :)
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Space_Teddy
| 29
That's just mean
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Space_Teddy
| 29
That's just mean
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Rockabs
| 8
Times like this I'm glad my parents don't know how to use Facebook.
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darlingdollie
| 24
That was insensitive of him. Sorry OP, I know how you feel. I'm always here for you or anyone reading this. :)
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StillUsesMyspace
| 22
So I just murdered 18 cats and don't know what to do, can you please help me?
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syki
| 22
If I were you, I wouldn't taco 'bout that. I'm pretty sure 3's nacho friend anymore.
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ginger196
| 14
WTF?!?!? that's a terrible thing to say!
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silvercamaro
| 22
#14- Where are you basing these puns off of?...
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syki
| 22
Dammit, I knew nobody would get it. It's 11's profile pic.
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imlifeless2
| 25
Insensitive, and (correct me if I'm wrong,) illegal. I think its against the law to record and post private phone conversations on the internet without both people's consent. I don't know, but still, your dads asshole level is through the roof, OP!
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HunterMark
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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itwasthedognotme
| 14
Shut up
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fleur_de_fevrier_fml
| 22
Your dad clearly has the maturity of a 14 year old. Take heart OP.
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xThatOneWeirdGuy
| 18
That's an insult to 14 year olds.
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BossCactus87
| 5
#5 I'm 13 and I have more maturity in a finger than that guy has in his entire body...
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Donkness
| 9
I don't know what 14 year olds you know, but the ones I know actually have respect and courtesy.
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llamaslikesoda
| 21
#37 Wait, you're 13..? Why are you on FML? There's intimate, adult, text language, everywhere.
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fleur_de_fevrier_fml
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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fleur_de_fevrier_fml
| 22
Sorry, wrong FML
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TheAbstract
| 15
Nonono, I think you're on to something here.
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MzZombicidal
| 36
Aww, that was extremely rude of him! That was a private matter and he had no right to put your business out there like that or crack such harsh "jokes"... I hope you feel better soon, OP. Anyone who's willing to cheat is never worth the hurt. I'm here if you need to talk!
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niamhyo
| 13
at least you don't need to tell people now
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Adam5858
| 17
Sometimes you wonder about these messed up parents
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bcofelia
| 22
I'm sorry OP. That was really insensitive. I hope you find someone right for you, and your dad realizes what a jerk he was.
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Maturemale22s
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funny
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sweetbliss3
| 37
which ones funnier? OP being cheated on, or having his personal business thrown out in the open by someone you should be able to trust? you, also, are a dick.
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sexaybitch
| 14
#13 Really? Are you serious? I hope that you were kidding about that. Nobody needs a cheating girlfriend and a mean dad.
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keirookami
| 11
for a 'maturemale' you're not very mature