By -_- - 14/06/2014 03:56 - Australia - Elwood

Today, I was confiding in my dad over the phone, after I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. After I hung up and went online, I noticed he'd been live-blogging the whole call on Facebook and commenting that he was considering suicide to escape the boredom. FML
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darlingdollie 24
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That was insensitive of him. Sorry OP, I know how you feel. I'm always here for you or anyone reading this. :)

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Space_Teddy 29
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That's just mean

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Space_Teddy 29
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That's just mean

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Rockabs 8
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Times like this I'm glad my parents don't know how to use Facebook.

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darlingdollie 24
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That was insensitive of him. Sorry OP, I know how you feel. I'm always here for you or anyone reading this. :)

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StillUsesMyspace 22
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So I just murdered 18 cats and don't know what to do, can you please help me?

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syki 22
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If I were you, I wouldn't taco 'bout that. I'm pretty sure 3's nacho friend anymore.

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ginger196 14
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WTF?!?!? that's a terrible thing to say!

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silvercamaro 22
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#14- Where are you basing these puns off of?...

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syki 22
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Dammit, I knew nobody would get it. It's 11's profile pic.

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imlifeless2 25
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Insensitive, and (correct me if I'm wrong,) illegal. I think its against the law to record and post private phone conversations on the internet without both people's consent. I don't know, but still, your dads asshole level is through the roof, OP!

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HunterMark 14
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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22
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Your dad clearly has the maturity of a 14 year old. Take heart OP.

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xThatOneWeirdGuy 18
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That's an insult to 14 year olds.

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BossCactus87 5
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#5 I'm 13 and I have more maturity in a finger than that guy has in his entire body...

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Donkness 9
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I don't know what 14 year olds you know, but the ones I know actually have respect and courtesy.

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llamaslikesoda 21

#37 Wait, you're 13..? Why are you on FML? There's intimate, adult, text language, everywhere.

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22
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TheAbstract 15
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Nonono, I think you're on to something here.

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MzZombicidal 36
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Aww, that was extremely rude of him! That was a private matter and he had no right to put your business out there like that or crack such harsh "jokes"... I hope you feel better soon, OP. Anyone who's willing to cheat is never worth the hurt. I'm here if you need to talk!

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niamhyo 13
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at least you don't need to tell people now

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Adam5858 17
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Sometimes you wonder about these messed up parents

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bcofelia 22
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I'm sorry OP. That was really insensitive. I hope you find someone right for you, and your dad realizes what a jerk he was.

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sweetbliss3 37
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which ones funnier? OP being cheated on, or having his personal business thrown out in the open by someone you should be able to trust? you, also, are a dick.

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sexaybitch 14
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#13 Really? Are you serious? I hope that you were kidding about that. Nobody needs a cheating girlfriend and a mean dad.

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keirookami 11
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for a 'maturemale' you're not very mature

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