By rochellamaya - 02/09/2011 12:47 - Canada

Spicy
Today, working as a nurse, I asked a 61-year-old patient if he did any physical activity. His reply was, "Well, I do masturbate a lot". He then went on to describe the various techniques he uses. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 324
You deserved it 4 281
When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

RouletteRed 6

He's builing up those arms! =D

96 4
iAmScrubs 19

Wait for him to demonstrate the interpretive dance masturbation.

82 5

Comments

RouletteRed 6

He's builing up those arms! =D

96 4
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9

Haha sounds like the type of old man my husband will be. I an going to be the old lady who ***** on new nurses arms during my diaper change(reference to previous FML). ...Can't wait...

14 4
LiveLaughFML 10

if grandma isnt going to help grandpa and his needs, grandpa's gonna do it himself! xD

12 1
StoryOfTheYear 14

1- Gotta strengthen that wack-off muscle like a champ. You lose power when you start getting old.

5 0
xoconnie 8

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

0 1
McDougal2013 0

I didn't think medical workers were allowed to share patient information...

13 5
enonymous 8

Anyone else have MJ's "beat it" while sharpening the pork sword or is it me?

8 1
ashhxoxo 14

If they don't say names, you're all good. Names are strictly forbidden. :)

5 1
Ruler3000 17

I think the real question is, is did she show him any new ones?

7 0
Jrefinne 7

That actually burns calories.

64 3
Doortje 29

Of course it does. Even sleeping burns calories.

20 0
doodlingdavid 0

It doesn't burn that many calories though.

5 11
tanneriscool 2

28 - Thanks for the extra information no one needed.. And I would like to know this general of jacking's styles of self pleasure.

3 9
Beebow_fml 5

28- By the looks of your picture, you just need to do it more.

13 4
iAmScrubs 19

Wait for him to demonstrate the interpretive dance masturbation.

82 5
bullrider92 19

did you learn anything?maybe something new for your bf?

2 7
MyEpicDemise 7

Well what were those techniques? We all could learn a couple of new tricks from a veteran like him.

0 0
Bettinaaaa 0

Well, get a pen and paper these techniques could be useful.

11 20
lliki 0

Do his forearms impress you?

13 2
Enslaved 36

I doubt it. It's one of those /use it or lose it/ muscles. Men can have sex well above their prime if they keep a steady sexual appetite. Just think of Pablo Picasso (what a horn dog without Viagra)(:

1 4
ShroomsOnAcid 16

Hey, that's Ernest Borgnine's self confessed secret to a long, healthy life! Let the man be!

19 1
Doortje 29

Always the tone of surprise, eh Alan?

6 0
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

Hey, that can be a good exercise for someone his age. And it's enjoyable too :D

4 1