Did You make notes?

Haha sounds like the type of old man my husband will be. I an going to be the old lady who shits on new nurses arms during my diaper change(reference to previous FML). ...Can't wait...

I bet he can benchpress 265 5 times

if grandma isnt going to help grandpa and his needs, grandpa's gonna do it himself! xD

1- Gotta strengthen that wack-off muscle like a champ. You lose power when you start getting old.

Exactly! Lol

Carpel tunnel FTL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

I didn't think medical workers were allowed to share patient information...

Anyone else have MJ's "beat it" while sharpening the pork sword or is it me?

If they don't say names, you're all good. Names are strictly forbidden. :)

I think the real question is, is did she show him any new ones?

like a boss.

It seems OP *sunglasses* asked for it.

Well op you live in Canada

Of course it does. Even sleeping burns calories.

It doesn't burn that many calories though.

28 - Thanks for the extra information no one needed.. And I would like to know this general of jacking's styles of self pleasure.

Then I have burn tons of calories

28- By the looks of your picture, you just need to do it more.

A mix of feet & hands can never be bad.

did you learn anything?maybe something new for your bf?

Well what were those techniques? We all could learn a couple of new tricks from a veteran like him.

I doubt it. It's one of those /use it or lose it/ muscles. Men can have sex well above their prime if they keep a steady sexual appetite. Just think of Pablo Picasso (what a horn dog without Viagra)(:

Always the tone of surprise, eh Alan?

*imagines mermaid man masturbating*