By rochellamaya - 02/09/2011 12:47 - Canada

Today, working as a nurse, I asked a 61-year-old patient if he did any physical activity. His reply was, "Well, I do masturbate a lot". He then went on to describe the various techniques he uses. FML
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He's builing up those arms! =D

Wait for him to demonstrate the interpretive dance masturbation.


He's builing up those arms! =D

Did You make notes?

Haha sounds like the type of old man my husband will be. I an going to be the old lady who shits on new nurses arms during my diaper change(reference to previous FML). ...Can't wait...

I bet he can benchpress 265 5 times

if grandma isnt going to help grandpa and his needs, grandpa's gonna do it himself! xD

1- Gotta strengthen that wack-off muscle like a champ. You lose power when you start getting old.

Carpel tunnel FTL


I didn't think medical workers were allowed to share patient information...

Anyone else have MJ's "beat it" while sharpening the pork sword or is it me?

If they don't say names, you're all good. Names are strictly forbidden. :)

I think the real question is, is did she show him any new ones?

like a boss.

It seems OP *sunglasses* asked for it.

Well op you live in Canada

That actually burns calories.

Of course it does. Even sleeping burns calories.

It doesn't burn that many calories though.

28 - Thanks for the extra information no one needed.. And I would like to know this general of jacking's styles of self pleasure.

Then I have burn tons of calories

28- By the looks of your picture, you just need to do it more.

Wait for him to demonstrate the interpretive dance masturbation.

A mix of feet & hands can never be bad.

You did ask.. :P

did you learn anything?maybe something new for your bf?

Well what were those techniques? We all could learn a couple of new tricks from a veteran like him.

Well, get a pen and paper these techniques could be useful.

50 ways to love your lever.

Do his forearms impress you?

He must have used Viagra

I doubt it. It's one of those /use it or lose it/ muscles. Men can have sex well above their prime if they keep a steady sexual appetite. Just think of Pablo Picasso (what a horn dog without Viagra)(:

Hey, that's Ernest Borgnine's self confessed secret to a long, healthy life! Let the man be!

Always the tone of surprise, eh Alan?

*imagines mermaid man masturbating*

Hey, that can be a good exercise for someone his age. And it's enjoyable too :D