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OP should be happy he didn't take his pants off for the fear of being bitten by the "coin animal". Then everyone would've known Victoria's secret...

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But that'd be bad if they had snails in the restaurant. I feel like it just wouldn't appeal to customers...unless it was a French restaurant

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I thumbed you up cause I was wondering the same thing. What the hell is under OPs clothing that the quarters didn't just fall to the ground, AND they felt like a wet animal?

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Ah, the wild quarter strikes yet again. This small metallic beast is a shifty one, be careful for it next time OP. The effect of the touch of a primordial quarter can induce effects such as hallucination and insanity, strikingly remarkable to the described symptoms.

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25- That could work. Or perhaps instead of turning it into a pickup line, they could turn it into a movie line about snakes. Hmm, maybe like "I am tired of these motherfuckin' snakes in this motherfuckin' restaurant?"... Yeah, that sounds pretty good. I think I should submit that to Samuel L. Jackson to put into one of his movies, what do you think guys?

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Regardless of the environment, freaking out isn't smart and you should figure out what it is. What if she had a dog, and the dog was licking her leg or something?

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a) It is a reastaurant, no dogs. b) If by some off the wall chance it was her dog, she would be used to and aware of that sort of thing.

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I guess something like this has happened to all of us ;) Just laugh it off and be happy it wasn't something worse...

You should patch that hole before you accidentally feel something like your keys, they can be mistaken for a lot of animals, like a crab

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