Today, I was doing homework and I had my leg bent in a funny position. When I stood up, my hip dislocated. It was the most painful thing I've ever experienced. When people ask me what happened, I have to say I dislocated my hip doing calculus. FML
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Leenah_93
| 11
Did you get an "X-ray"?
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magickitten
| 26
I'd rather injure myself than do calculus too....
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Leenah_93
| 11
Did you get an "X-ray"?
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purpleturtle16
| 20
Just tell people you dislocated it while having sex! It's a white lie.. At least you'll have some fun!
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goaliegirl39
| 10
They don't X-ray when you dislocate something. Just pop it back in and continue on your way. You will be in a pain for a bit but that's because you just dislocated something. I've dislocated my knee 8 times
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teentee401
| 36
You must be fun at parties, 49.
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Leenah_93
| 11
Not really. It depends on the type of the dislocation. Some will require an x-ray and some don't. Besides, some doctors will do it to make sure :)
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Leenah_93
| 11
#49 For sensitive areas such as the spine they will do a CT scan or an MRI (CT to check for dislocation/fracture & MRI if damage to nearby tissues other than the bone is suspected), however, an x-ray is usually done before going to such extremes.
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flamingarrow59
| 21
whoosh! thats the sound of the joke flying rught over your head #49
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tantanpanda
| 26
I guess #49 can't "differentiate" between what's supposed to be a joke and what's serious :)
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dashes
| 3
It sucks when you can't function :(
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PhoenixMartinez
| 29
#49 when I took a first aid course a few years back, I was told that you shouldn't pop a dislocated joint back in (unless you're a doctor, obviously) because you could trap nerves or tendons or whatever and cause even more damage.
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maloafi
| 7
f**k your life
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RockUntilYouDie
| 18
You acctually dislocated your hip when you stood up ^^
But ouch must have been painful ..
But ouch must have been painful ..
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Wutdafuqq
| 24
Welp, it's been said that Calculus is a painful thing to learn.
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iwanttogotoparis
| 26
I dislocated my hip once while lying in bed...
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symfora
| 17
I dislocated mine sitting on my couch.
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freckleface221
| 19
I dislocated my knee making the bed, I feel your pain!
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kewpiesuicide
| 29
Mine does it all the time, usually in the mornings. I honestly don't feel a thing until it pops back into place and I realize that it was out.
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magickitten
| 26
I'd rather injure myself than do calculus too....
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ELoni_fml
| 25
Now I'm wondering, what are the odds of that happening?
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AninOnin
| 24
No kidding. No worries, OP. I once broke my ribs letting my cat indoors...
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castleofg1ass
| 19
Maybe you can use this as an excuse not to do calculus
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corporatescoundr
| 25
OP see if you can get a doctor's note excusing you from any math over the level of pre-calculus.
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kyndalashworth11
| 9
"Calculus dislocates my hip so I can't come to class anymore"
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Georgia0p
| 17
Better than the dog ate my homework excuse I guess ?
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fifi125
| 21
My brother once dislocated his shoulder from sneezing... So don't worry OP!
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Purexinsanity
| 46
I kinda want to know this story?
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fifi125
| 21
He was literally lying in bed.... And sneezed.... And dislocated his shoulder.
I had to pop it back in ?. (I've done it before)
I had to pop it back in ?. (I've done it before)
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emxy92
| 22
I cannot even imagine how painful a hip dislocation would be! I hope you have a speedy recovery!
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jazzy_123
| 20
trust me, you don't want to know. I dislocated my knee a few years ago and was too scared to go the doctor. I did get it popped in by this massage therapist in the end because I couldn't walk, and if i tried, my whole side would crack from my knee, up to my waist. It took about 4 months for it to finally get better, and even now it hurts when it's winter time and I can't sit criss cross style anymore. So be careful because dislocating anything hurts!