Kids and Poopoo peepee: Pissed

Pissed

By mommy2004 - 18/07/2023 03:00

Today, my nineteen year-old boyfriend dumped me and kicked me out of his place where I was staying. All because my two year-old peed on his couch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 470

You deserved it 921

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 218

You deserved it 3 252

He prefers the dog

By Anonymous - 19/11/2019 14:00

Today, my boyfriend kicked me out of bed so the dog could get under the covers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 999

You deserved it 370

By Anonymous - 24/02/2013 01:47 - United States - Gonzales

Today, my boyfriend kicked me out and threatened to get a restraining order after I called him an asshole. I'm 16 weeks pregnant and over 1,000 miles away from my parents' house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 912

You deserved it 9 204

Good guy

By notsomuchinlove - 07/08/2009 08:55 - United States

Today, I had a seizure at my boyfriend's. The second I began to seize, he cursed and picked me up, dropping me on the floor complaining, "Now I have to clean the damn couch." I had urinated because I had no control over my body. The couch is still stained. He dumped me for ruining his furniture. FML

I agree, your life sucks 95 128

You deserved it 7 680

By whyme_ss - 23/02/2010 22:10 - United States

Today, I got into my boyfriends car having to pee really badly. I accidentally peed everywhere. He kicked me out. I had to walk four miles home in 20 degree weather. In wet clothes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 141

You deserved it 45 301

By kewtness_17 - 01/10/2011 23:10 - United States

Today, I got mad at my 4 year old son for cussing me out. Afterwards, I went upstairs to get ready for the day. When I came back downstairs I found him pooping on my brand new leather couch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 557

You deserved it 12 175

By anti-peecleaner - 22/11/2010 22:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 447

You deserved it 5 234

Feelings

By Anon - 19/10/2020 07:57 - United States

Today, my parents told me, after 30 years of marriage, that they are getting a divorce. I went to my boyfriend's apartment because I needed some comfort. While sobbing to him, he decided to dump me on the spot because my reaction to the news was "immature" and he wants an "adult" relationship. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 714

You deserved it 368

**** me, I guess

By Anonymous - 25/11/2009 07:35 - United States

Today, my roommate of seven weeks decided to kick me out. He blames me for the stains on his expensive white leather couch, even after a prof cleaner determined it was red wine. I don't drink red wine. He does. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 751

You deserved it 2 146

Time out

By nooo - 12/07/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, after a fight, my boyfriend brought me a soda that exploded when I opened it. Furious at his constant childish bullshit, I threw his ass out. Two hours later, my son confessed that he'd shaken the cans as a joke. I tried to call my boyfriend, but he'd blocked my number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 114

You deserved it 905

cuz803 44

Tuesday 18 July 2023 5:05

If he broke up with you over something petty, he never deserved you. Keep your head up and move forward. I hope you have a place for you and your child to stay.

lalalaila777 24

Tuesday 18 July 2023 5:17

shows his true petty colors, blessing in disguise, please find stability and safe environment away from assholes and sexual predators. some people date or get close to parents with children, just to abuse their kids. be careful

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 18 July 2023 4:43

That's one of the most valid reasons for dumping someone. Why wasn't your kid in a diaper?

cuz803 44

Tuesday 18 July 2023 5:05

If he broke up with you over something petty, he never deserved you. Keep your head up and move forward. I hope you have a place for you and your child to stay.

lalalaila777 24

Tuesday 18 July 2023 5:17

Hangryko 31

Tuesday 18 July 2023 6:53

While I don't understand why your 2 year old wasn't wearing a diaper if they're not fully potty trained, he shouldn't have thrown you both out over it. Check with your landlord and tenant board if you qualify for tenants' rights so he has to legally evict you, which usually takes 30 days minimum, and if you can charge him with illegal eviction.

alw123 3

Tuesday 18 July 2023 8:09

The said boyfriend is only 19 himself. He’s definitely not mature enough to know the right things to do in this situation & is going to react emotionally rather than rationally. I feel for you OP but I also feel for your ex-boyfriend.

Hangryko 31

Tuesday 18 July 2023 8:22

@alw123 - Be that as it may, that's not going to hold up as a legal defence.

Blueraspberrycat 6

Tuesday 18 July 2023 8:59

I highly doubt this is the only reason but a. Why wasn’t the kid in a diaper, b. Why was he not being watched and stopped, c did you offer atleast to get it cleaned? Seriously fml your boyfriend for having to deal with a piss wielding kid. Put him in diapers till potty trained op. Also your bf is 19 and you have a two year old, guessing sex ed wasn’t your strongest topic either.