By Anonymous - 08/06/2014 02:34 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I went to the restroom to pee. A loud fart exploded out of my ass and echoed in the toilet bowl. I could practically feel my face on fire when I saw the horrified look on a little girl's face as I walked out. FML
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Zappaz 32
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Scarred for life haha

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BecauseIAmBatman_fml 22
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I hope you pay for her years of therapy

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Zappaz 32
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Scarred for life haha

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itwasthedognotme 14
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At least you didn't see a man holding his penis up to the hand-dryer.

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brenton490 19
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At my old job we had a lady pleasuring her lady-bits from the hand dryer...I don't understand this world.

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BecauseIAmBatman_fml 22
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I hope you pay for her years of therapy

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ruckfules85 34
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She was like oh lord have mercy

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fleuretta 19
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Couldn't be the first time she heard someone fart! Nevertheless, kids have a way of making you feel insecure.

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kailarahne 19
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Isn't that so weird how that works? Most children aren't even allowed to dress themselves yet I always feel like they're judging me.

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Queen_bee1234 21
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Nothing better than a pissfart to scare a child.

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xmaan667 15
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The word pissfart just sounds hilarious.

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fuckyourlifeOP 25
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No, 45, putting quotation marks around it won't make it funnier.

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iLike2Teabag 27
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What about walking out of a stall to find a man on his tip toes with his penis under the hand dryer?

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FiFiLovee 26
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#72 : I was wondering what that had to do with anything when I scrolled down and saw that FML. XD

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JuzReading 23
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Was your fart 10/10 worthy?

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1dvs_bstd 41
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5 for the sound, 5 for the scare... yeah definitely 10/10.

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SkittlesGoRawr 19
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Depends on if smell is a good or bad factor, haha :P

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niallo 23
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If OP was a guy she'd be bragging about it.

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Rallred32 20
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Ah, you killed it, 41. It probably got a 4/10.

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niamhyo 13
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Kids are so judgemental

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Hazelino 25
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People fart. All people. Can we please stop making a big deal out of it? Oh mah God i just farted!1! It's NORMAL human behaviour!

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doctorhook86 24
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#8: Well, it's more of a bodily function than a behaviour, but I completely agree.

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mattrd_fml 31
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Today, I farted. FML

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Marley_000 14
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I dot understand how this was published. It's not funny or an FML, really. People fart all the god damn time.

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tattooedcowboy 6
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at least you were in the restroom

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Bluebl4ze 16
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Kid should've applauded...It would still be a FYL but u could've laughed abt it better

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