Today, I went to the restroom to pee. A loud fart exploded out...

By Anonymous - 8/6/2014 02:34 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I went to the restroom to pee. A loud fart exploded out of my ass and echoed in the toilet bowl. I could practically feel my face on fire when I saw the horrified look on a little girl's face as I walked out. FML

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By Zappaz | 32

#5968725 - Sunday 8 June 2014 12:01

Scarred for life haha

By BecauseIAmBatman_fml | 22

#5968726 - Sunday 8 June 2014 12:02

I hope you pay for her years of therapy

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By Zappaz | 32

#5968725 - Sunday 8 June 2014 12:01

Scarred for life haha

itwasthedognotme | 14

#5968928 - Sunday 8 June 2014 18:03

At least you didn't see a man holding his penis up to the hand-dryer.

brenton490 | 19

#5969032 - Sunday 8 June 2014 20:07

At my old job we had a lady pleasuring her lady-bits from the hand dryer...I don't understand this world.

By BecauseIAmBatman_fml | 22

#5968726 - Sunday 8 June 2014 12:02

I hope you pay for her years of therapy

By ruckfules85 | 34

#5968727 - Sunday 8 June 2014 12:04

She was like oh lord have mercy

By fleuretta | 19

#5968728 - Sunday 8 June 2014 12:04

Couldn't be the first time she heard someone fart! Nevertheless, kids have a way of making you feel insecure.

kailarahne | 19

#5969101 - Sunday 8 June 2014 21:23

Isn't that so weird how that works? Most children aren't even allowed to dress themselves yet I always feel like they're judging me.

By Queen_bee1234 | 21

#5968729 - Sunday 8 June 2014 12:06

Nothing better than a pissfart to scare a child.

xmaan667 | 15

#5968740 - Sunday 8 June 2014 12:47

The word pissfart just sounds hilarious.

emily4040 | 18

#5968907 - Sunday 8 June 2014 17:17

"Pissfart"

fuckyourlifeOP | 25

#5969292 - Monday 9 June 2014 1:50

No, 45, putting quotation marks around it won't make it funnier.

iLike2Teabag | 27

#5969429 - Monday 9 June 2014 5:01

What about walking out of a stall to find a man on his tip toes with his penis under the hand dryer?

FiFiLovee | 26

#5971130 - Tuesday 10 June 2014 18:48

#72 : I was wondering what that had to do with anything when I scrolled down and saw that FML. XD

By JuzReading | 23

#5968730 - Sunday 8 June 2014 12:06

Was your fart 10/10 worthy?

1dvs_bstd | 41

#5968755 - Sunday 8 June 2014 13:31

5 for the sound, 5 for the scare... yeah definitely 10/10.

SkittlesGoRawr | 19

#5968801 - Sunday 8 June 2014 15:34

Depends on if smell is a good or bad factor, haha :P

niallo | 23

#5968851 - Sunday 8 June 2014 16:13

If OP was a guy she'd be bragging about it.

Rallred32 | 20

#5968863 - Sunday 8 June 2014 16:17

Ah, you killed it, 41. It probably got a 4/10.

By niamhyo | 13

#5968731 - Sunday 8 June 2014 12:16

Kids are so judgemental

By Hazelino | 25

#5968733 - Sunday 8 June 2014 12:18

People fart. All people. Can we please stop making a big deal out of it? Oh mah God i just farted!1! It's NORMAL human behaviour!

doctorhook86 | 24

#5968965 - Sunday 8 June 2014 19:19

#8: Well, it's more of a bodily function than a behaviour, but I completely agree.

mattrd_fml | 31

#5969153 - Sunday 8 June 2014 23:38

Today, I farted. FML

Marley_000 | 14

#5969220 - Monday 9 June 2014 0:30

I dot understand how this was published. It's not funny or an FML, really. People fart all the god damn time.

By tattooedcowboy | 6

#5968734 - Sunday 8 June 2014 12:24

at least you were in the restroom

By Bluebl4ze | 16

#5968735 - Sunday 8 June 2014 12:30

Kid should've applauded...It would still be a FYL but u could've laughed abt it better