Get Out

By Anonymous - 25/07/2013 06:04 - Australia - Mulgrave

Today, I came home to find that my mother had cleaned my room, and she'd done a very good job, too. So good in fact, that she even managed to remove all of the furniture, replacing it with a note that said, "It's time to go, sweetie XO". FML
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ilovesarcasm 18

Makes you wonder if she's trying to tell you something....

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Iceman225 11

What a perfect comment to start the fml. Haha

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kder0aeon 9

hahaha she did it like a boss. sorry OP.

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Bloodjoker 11

Nothing says responsible parents like "pretending" to clean a room and leaving a note to avoid all ACTUAL conversation about such a serious topic.

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GuessWhatKids 13

What exactly is the point of this comment?

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Maybe they were going for the "whomp, whomp, whomp" tune like in the old cartoons. They just forgot the last "whomp".

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rocketiquette 20

I think it's the Archer thing 2 was going for

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ilovesarcasm 18

Makes you wonder if she's trying to tell you something....

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feldco1 17

Yeah mom obviously hated the furniture. It probably clashed with the bedspread!

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TheDrifter 23

I thought she was trying to tell OP happy 32nd birthday, it's time for your birthday party.

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brave_josh 9

I think she's subconsciously trying to tell you something that's manifested in her acts. But what could it be?......

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BntyHntrSeattle 30

I think she was trying to tell him to move out. Oh shit, I just put it out there!

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RedPillSucks 31

Message received.... GTFO

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Uramonkey 11

42 - In that case I'm really glad i'm not the daughter/son.

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gracehi 31

Your Mom has all the subtly of an elephant ripping ass in a crowded elevator.

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misspulkadot24 17

That is the most random analogy I've seen in a while.

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gc327072 30

That analogy was about as unexpected as a lion giving birth in Times Square.

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NagainaFier 16

Or a Zebra drawn carriage.

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websphere69 27

rotflmao..,,,

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jessica53139 10

Are you too old to be living with mommy? ;)

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godfathermock 19

In this economic crisis you are never too old to live with your mom.

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TheGodDamnJoker 9

In USA perhaps, however most of Australia is doing perfectly okay.

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perdix 29

You'd better worry if your mom goes at your bank account with a mop and bucket.

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worldclassrager 39

Looks like you got a full ride to MIT or something... Anyway...well lets hope that happened...if not post for a roommate for an apartment for the time being...

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