Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my visibly drunk uncle stood up and denounced the minister for "preaching yer god shite where it weren't never be welcome". FML
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loserman67
| 35
Seems to me that if you're posting an FML on your wedding day you have a lot bigger problems than your drunken uncle..... JMHO
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astralvagan
| 20
I would have hit him with the bible
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TheDarkCynder
| 2
Hah, that's embarrassing. I probably would have laughed a little though.
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ThisIsMyReign
| 4
Wow, I am highly upset to what humanity has become.
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RaggleFrock
| 13
...pirates?
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loserman67
| 35
Seems to me that if you're posting an FML on your wedding day you have a lot bigger problems than your drunken uncle..... JMHO
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THE_A_TEEN
| 27
loserman67, it probably happened later on in the day or maybe it happened some time ago. I mean, it is manditory to put "today" on every FML.
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Jannettecooks
| 1
You beat me to it. Actually there might be a lot of "beating" in the upcoming marriage if you can't even get some on your wedding day!
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False_Stupidity
| 41
Does it not occur to either of you that although the FML says 'today' it was probably written days ago and likely days after the event.
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RaggleFrock
| 13
Don't feed the trolls. It's tempting, but don't.
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Ameel_fml
| 19
All FMLs need to have "Today," written at the start of them. So this probably didn't really happen "today", but the OP needed to write that it did.
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astralvagan
| 20
I would have hit him with the bible
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Sielune
| 8
Double negative! Your uncle must love his preaching.
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immaMonsta
| 8
Someday you're gonna look back on this and have a good laugh. But today is not that day.
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futtgoredo
| 0
stfu
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everydayFML2121
| 5
OFWGKTA!!!
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glutgyoogle
| 6
Sounds more Irish than British...
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bendystraw5
| 0
nah, Irish people don't speak like that, it sounds a lot like someone from up north or our version of a hick. Doesn't say where the uncle comes from anyhow.
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effedml
| 5
At least the guests got a good show. I know I would have laughed the hardest at the crazy, drunk Uncle. He sounded like a leprechaun.
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TomHarrow
| 5
Gotta love alcohol. Atleast it wasn't your husband.
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eddeeezzyy
| 19
Someone had too much Holy Wine
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mandadarling
| 10
That seems like a "shite-y" thing to do
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SirSquishyPants
| 1
Your comment is a shite-y waste of space, not even a good try