FML : Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my visibly drunk uncle stood up and denounced the minister for "preaching yer god shite where...

Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my visibly drunk uncle stood up and denounced the minister for "preaching yer god shite where it weren't never be welcome". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By mel_bear_ - / Wednesday 14 March 2012 14:38 / United Kingdom

Love

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By loserman67 | 35

#4164370 - Wednesday 14 March 2012 19:26

Seems to me that if you're posting an FML on your wedding day you have a lot bigger problems than your drunken uncle..... JMHO

By astralvagan | 20

#4164373 - Wednesday 14 March 2012 19:08

I would have hit him with the bible

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By TheDarkCynder | 2

#4164367 - Wednesday 14 March 2012 19:07

Hah, that's embarrassing. I probably would have laughed a little though.

ThisIsMyReign | 4

#4164495 - Wednesday 14 March 2012 19:19

Wow, I am highly upset to what humanity has become.

RaggleFrock | 13

#4166761 - Thursday 15 March 2012 1:23

...pirates?

By loserman67 | 35

#4164370 - Wednesday 14 March 2012 19:26

Seems to me that if you're posting an FML on your wedding day you have a lot bigger problems than your drunken uncle..... JMHO

THE_A_TEEN | 27

#4164673 - Wednesday 14 March 2012 20:22

loserman67, it probably happened later on in the day or maybe it happened some time ago. I mean, it is manditory to put "today" on every FML.

Jannettecooks | 0

#4165516 - Wednesday 14 March 2012 21:33

You beat me to it. Actually there might be a lot of "beating" in the upcoming marriage if you can't even get some on your wedding day!

False_Stupidity | 41

#4165571 - Wednesday 14 March 2012 21:44

Does it not occur to either of you that although the FML says 'today' it was probably written days ago and likely days after the event.

RaggleFrock | 13

#4166778 - Thursday 15 March 2012 1:26

Don't feed the trolls. It's tempting, but don't.

Ameel_fml | 19

#4167002 - Thursday 15 March 2012 2:13

All FMLs need to have "Today," written at the start of them. So this probably didn't really happen "today", but the OP needed to write that it did.

By astralvagan | 20

#4164373 - Wednesday 14 March 2012 19:08

I would have hit him with the bible

By Sielune | 8

#4164377 - Wednesday 14 March 2012 19:08

Double negative! Your uncle must love his preaching.

By immaMonsta | 8

#4164382 - Wednesday 14 March 2012 19:27

Someday you're gonna look back on this and have a good laugh. But today is not that day.

futtgoredo | 0

#4171915 - Friday 16 March 2012 4:06

stfu

everydayFML2121 | 5

#4655145 - Friday 6 July 2012 1:36

OFWGKTA!!!

By glutgyoogle | 6

#4164384 - Wednesday 14 March 2012 19:09

Sounds more Irish than British...

bendystraw5 | 0

#4164438 - Wednesday 14 March 2012 19:23

nah, Irish people don't speak like that, it sounds a lot like someone from up north or our version of a hick. Doesn't say where the uncle comes from anyhow.