By mel_bear_ - 14/03/2012 14:38 - United Kingdom

Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my visibly drunk uncle stood up and denounced the minister for "preaching yer god shite where it weren't never be welcome". FML
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Same thing different taste

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Seems to me that if you're posting an FML on your wedding day you have a lot bigger problems than your drunken uncle..... JMHO

astralvagan 20

I would have hit him with the bible

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Hah, that's embarrassing. I probably would have laughed a little though.

ThisIsMyReign 4

Wow, I am highly upset to what humanity has become.

Seems to me that if you're posting an FML on your wedding day you have a lot bigger problems than your drunken uncle..... JMHO

loserman67, it probably happened later on in the day or maybe it happened some time ago. I mean, it is manditory to put "today" on every FML.

You beat me to it. Actually there might be a lot of "beating" in the upcoming marriage if you can't even get some on your wedding day!

Does it not occur to either of you that although the FML says 'today' it was probably written days ago and likely days after the event.

Don't feed the trolls. It's tempting, but don't.

All FMLs need to have "Today," written at the start of them. So this probably didn't really happen "today", but the OP needed to write that it did.

astralvagan 20

I would have hit him with the bible

Double negative! Your uncle must love his preaching.

glutgyoogle 6

Sounds more Irish than British...

bendystraw5 0

nah, Irish people don't speak like that, it sounds a lot like someone from up north or our version of a hick. Doesn't say where the uncle comes from anyhow.

At least the guests got a good show. I know I would have laughed the hardest at the crazy, drunk Uncle. He sounded like a leprechaun.

Gotta love alcohol. Atleast it wasn't your husband.

mandadarling 10

That seems like a "shite-y" thing to do

Your comment is a shite-y waste of space, not even a good try