By Anonymous - 30/10/2014 20:55 - United States - College Place

Spicy
Today, I had to go to my dentist about a chipped tooth. I got it after my hand slipped off my dick and slammed straight into my face while I was masturbating. FML
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fallencastiel 22

I don't want to know how hard you were masturbating for your hand to chip your tooth

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xChaos 29

Sounded like a hard job for the dentist.

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devildog562 33

Dentist is probably stiff after that job.

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ZacPalmer 12

I agree. Either a weak tooth or really forceful masturbation.

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ChristianH39 30

Guys these puns are getting out of hand

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theRonin 18

Just gotta grip the glory of the comments

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brivielle 15

Lesson 1 OP. Be careful with slippery things. You could have given yourself a concussion. FYL :(

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MortenM 17

It's a nice bonus though with unexpected oral 'sex' It's like ordering drinks and be surprised by happy hour

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Goblin182 26

Well, there goes my theory that the head of the dick is to keep your hand for slipping off.

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Regimental_Phan 18

dang it guys! you all beat me to these puns!

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fallencastiel 22

I don't want to know how hard you were masturbating for your hand to chip your tooth

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slick5880 22

The machanics behind that maneuver are mind-boggling.

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sweetbliss3 37

sounds very impressive. ha. good luck with the tooth.

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yuzuhere 21

His hand just wanted give him a good ol' beating back; it's only returning the favour!

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junkman6 22

I'm half wondering if a fleshlight was involved....

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sig4life 18

Maybe a little bit less lube next time

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brandoneyez1 25

Or why is face was in any position to get hit by his flying fist. Lol

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Eliseopwns 22

Perhaps it'd be best if you use a bit less "elbow grease" next time, bro.

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headofmedusa 15

I guess you can say OP was....shit I'm not good at this.

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squidward_fail 5

howd u explain that to ur dentist?

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ukdentistfml 16

I'm a dentist, I have no idea how I'd react to something like that!

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onlychildFTW 33

What's a dentist? A Dr. that failed medical school! Haha!!!

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Journiexo 18

Actually, dentist are one of the most paid careers. They are two completly different jobs.

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_Schnitzel_ 4

"So yea, after I took a break from my morning popcorn feasting session, I started masterbating furiously and my hand slipped off my willi gag and popped me right in my nipkissa."

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