By Anonymous - 30/10/2014 20:55 - United States - College Place
  Today, I had to go to my dentist about a chipped tooth. I got it after my hand slipped off my dick and slammed straight into my face while I was masturbating. FML
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By  Eliseopwns  |  22

Perhaps it'd be best if you use a bit less "elbow grease" next time, bro.

  _Schnitzel_  |  4

"So yea, after I took a break from my morning popcorn feasting session, I started masterbating furiously and my hand slipped off my willi gag and popped me right in my nipkissa."