By Poly24 - 27/08/2013 10:32 - France - La Courneuve

Today, I could hear my daughter playing with her Barbie dolls in her room. "Do you think your boss will agree to give you a raise?", she said. "Of course, we slept together!" My daughter is six. FML
I agree, your life sucks 54 118
You deserved it 8 908

Same thing different taste

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I always thought Barbie was a ***** who would sleep her way to the top. Now I have definitive proof.

And this is why Barbie has been had soooo many different careers ;) haha


I always thought Barbie was a ***** who would sleep her way to the top. Now I have definitive proof.

Ken's the innocent one. I think he's gay, too. Shh, don't tell Barbie.

Or maybe Ken sleeps with the boss, too!

SGodinet 9
skyeyez9 24

All I can think of was how gay Ken was in The Toy Story cartoons, trying on all his different outfits for Barbie.

But my Barbie was an innocent virgin. Now my Bratz was another story and my Monster High dolls? well. . . they were just teases! :P

I used to make my sister's Barbie house into a huge Barbie orgy. She had around 80 so it was quite a sight. I just did it to piss my mom off though. ;)

So far Ken is possibly gay, sleeping with the boss, and is, in fact, the boss. It all makes sense..

flohsch 15

actually, Barbie and Ken got a divorce a while ago. Probably becuse he realized he was gay or he got tired of Barbie sleeping her way to the top.

What an imaginative little girl, did she learn that from mommy ?

When my dad was out of the country like, 6 years ago. He bought a game for I think either our XBOX or PS3. He thought the game said Boratz, it said Bratz. That was one of the most sluttiest and wrongest games I have ever played in my life.

Ken is gay while Barbie slept her way to the top.

TheDrifter 23

I wonder which parent she learned that bit of corporate advancement advice from?

Octwo 16

She'll really be giving ahead in this world.

She will climb high in the financial ladder. Jokes, sorry op, time to stop her from becoming a ****.

Welcome to a new segment I like to call: **** shaming before 7! With your host, kemando

Calm down 3, she probably thought slept together meant sleeping on the same bed. She didn't say sex.

Are you kidding? She's 6 FFS, she probably thinks ' slept together' means they got in the same bed and went to sleep.

RedPillSucks 31

At 6, I knew what sex was and I don't think I was atypical.

assassinbanana0 20

Are you kidding me, #3?? She's 6!!! How are you going to call her a **** for that??

kingdomgirl94 29

While that poster used a poor choice of words, the major issue is that a six year old obviously heard this somewhere, somewhere the OP clearly doesnt know about, and the fact that its already been put in her head that using your body to manipulate people is okay. It has nothing to do with **** shaming and more to do with the little girl being influenced by things that are not age appropriate. Jfc intervention in this case isn't **** shaming, its shitty morality shaming. Unless you're going to argue that screwing your way up in a company is moral. **** shaming happens, but this is very much not a case of that.

"stop her from becoming" I didn't say she was one, she's 6 obviously, I'm saying she has the mental capacity to become one when she grows up with that attitude.

Calling somebody a **** is **** shaming in itself. So.

Fun fact: only ***** complain about **** shaming. Sounds like Slooby thinks it's ok to sex your way to the top.

And this is why Barbie has been had soooo many different careers ;) haha

Well you won the Internet! Bad grammar and still so many up votes. I guess good looks do pay off :P

103 believe it or not to most people bad grammar doesn't ruin a point. It's when the bad grammar is a bad joke.

Just a note 103, number 4 is 14 years old. That's ******* creepy.

Seems like OP got some early birds and bees teaching to do... Or maybe her daughter can skip that already, seeing what she says...

Your daughter is watching a lot of Mad Men lately OP

I was going to say too much daytime television, but Mad Men seems much more appropriate.. *cough*Joan*cough*

colvindj 22

she's already figured out the system.

You get to the top by being on the bottom!

This is what the world has come to, smh. This generation won't seem bad after the next generation comes along while being raised by this generation!

Yep, we should all go back to our nomadic hunter/gatherer ways. That's the only way to reverse the current generational advances in technology and society.

I'm so sick and tired of all this generation crap. There will always be good people and bad people in every generation. Don't summarize an entire group of people based on the actions of a few.

Oh yeah, the world was way better when parents were taking their kids to lynchings and teaching them to treat fellow human beings like garbage based on race and gender. Yeah, good times. Get real. If you ask me, children today are better off than they were in the past, though that's really not saying much at the end of the day...

jw90 18

Technically there is nothing wrong with the generation. Some things kids just learn and do on their own. It can't always be helped. We are human beings. It's in our nature to do stupid things sometimes. But we also have the capability of learning from these things and making ourselves into what we perceive as a better person.

MissCharlotte_fml 26

Tell me why this generation is the worst, 7. It is worse then the 50s and 60s when everything was taboo and when a teen ended up pregnant, an abortion had the a very high risk of killing her? Or how about slavery? Huh? Is kids knowing about sex earlier worse than lynching and a very active KKK? What about when the cure for some diseases was just letting patients bleed? Is that really better than what we have right now? I'm so sick of "this generation is the worst" crap. ALL generations will have the assholes and the good people. Get that in your brains and we can avoid stupid comments like yours, 7.

I agree that this generation is bad, but not for the reason of learning about sex and such at an earlier age. I think that the younger kids are much ruder now than kids used to be. Manners are no longer being enforced, and it definitely shows.

MissCharlotte_fml 26

I dont disagree with you, 83, but saying that manners are no longer being enforced is kind of a generalization. Its true that tbere are plenty of shitty parents out there, but there always has been. There are plenty of good people out there who enfore manners and have good kids. My sister is 15 and she has a great group of friends who are all smart and respectful. Thats why it really bugs me when people say things like "all teenagers suck"

87, I can't count the times I've held open doors for people younger than me and gotten nothing more than an smirk or kick to my foot. Not saying decent people aren't out there, they just seem to be harder to find at times.

I think three good people may be harder to find because the mean and nasty one stick better in our memory sometimes. I am sure as kids we were not always the best and the generation before us complained about us, of course because we were young we wouldn't notice, humans do dumb things sometimes and then most grow up. There's good and bad in every generation.

MissCharlotte_fml 26

107, good point. I hate the little bastards that run around being brats. And 109, I totally agree, every generation seems to think the next one is all terrible. And I totally agree that the worst people stick out to us I know I woupd rather bitch about asshats rather than talk about nice people... or is that just me?

Personally I would love to go back to the days of our ancestors when homosexual people were treated like animals. This generation sucks!!!

i made my barbies get maried to the one ken doll i had and then cheat on him with anotehr barbie and they'd have weird barbie lesbian sex.i also made a sex swing out of rope and pencils when i was about 7. HOW The **** DID I EVEN KNOW WHAT A SEX SWING WAS?

I was known for doing weird shit with my barbies as well. I think it was because of the influence of my 7 year old best friend (I was 4.) I specifically remember us creating a nude 'lovers restaurant' where Barbs and Ken went to makeout. >_

doglover100 28

I'd have my Barbie dolls lay naked together.

RedPillSucks 31

My sister shaved the **** off her barbie to create "flat-chested barbie"

MerrikBarbarian 9

I know a kid I used to baby sit got a lot of her ideas because soap operas are on right after Barney. Me? God knows. I chopped my barbies up and used them in "voodoo rituals" when I wasn't tying them up and sacrificing them to a volcano

Sorry you had such a perverted childhood.Obviously you must know that wasnt normal, as far as building a sex swing goes.

I don't even know what a sex swing is now

Being curious about sex is normal, even at 6. My Barbies always had "naked kissing" that lead to pregnancies and 1/2 the time the babies died of dysentery. That's what you get for mixing 5 minutes of forbidden 90210 with Oregon Trail.

CaitiieBuggs 23

I used to make all my Barbies and my Ken doll have weird orgies, and then one by one they would kill themselves or others in violent and odd ways. I feel less like a psychopath reading this thread, thank you.

im 14 and dont know what a sex swing is!Wtf!

Society today is filled with sexual content...seeing this doesn't surprise me...

monnanon 13

sexual content? no. most likely a plot from a shitty soap opera.