FML : Today, after watching Hulk with my friends, we spent a good half hour discussing exactly how enlarged Bruce Banner's package would be in his Hulk state....

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Today, after watching Hulk with my friends, we spent a good half hour discussing exactly how enlarged Bruce Banner's package would be in his Hulk state. I couldn't hide my excitement, and now my friends won't stop teasing me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By rs - / Saturday 30 June 2012 18:36 / Egypt

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By speshlk37 | 13

#4636292 - Sunday 1 July 2012 02:13

You wouldn't like me when I'm horny...

By flockz | 19

#4636331 - Sunday 1 July 2012 02:17

HULK SMASH!! if you know what i mean....

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By LMFAOallthetime | 8

#4636289 - Sunday 1 July 2012 02:13

Sucks to suck op

niadanac1 | 3

#4636362 - Sunday 1 July 2012 02:20

You suck for wasting the first comment with complete suck. You may be the suckiest suck that ever sucked.

doctorhook86 | 24

#4636429 - Sunday 1 July 2012 02:33

Sounds like she'd rather suck something green and mean.

alex1432 | 9

#4637204 - Sunday 1 July 2012 07:01

you comment goes perfectly with your picture.

Oreohugzpenny | 4

#4638744 - Sunday 1 July 2012 07:01

#86 So true!

LMFAOallthetime | 8

#4643490 - Monday 2 July 2012 10:49

86- i don't get what your trying to say?

Toasty283 | 8

#5626525 - Wednesday 14 August 2013 02:53

Blows to blow

By speshlk37 | 13

#4636292 - Sunday 1 July 2012 02:13

You wouldn't like me when I'm horny...

chillyCholo | 5

#4636360 - Sunday 1 July 2012 02:20

That's the thing... I'm always horny

tennisrapper1 | 14

#4636533 - Sunday 1 July 2012 02:57

You guys gave me a raging clue just now!

littlejx_fml | 7

#4636778 - Sunday 1 July 2012 03:58

Yet the hulks pants never rip..

kyleekay | 25

#4636863 - Sunday 1 July 2012 04:31

61- Maybe he wears spandex?

rdrr | 2

#4637062 - Sunday 1 July 2012 05:53

Maybe he is a shower not a grower.

philbelfrage | 13

#4637666 - Sunday 1 July 2012 10:40

61 - that's why he's angry, that's the only part of him that doesn't get bigger.

onlychildFTW | 33

#4638906 - Sunday 1 July 2012 08:14

His pants don't rip because there special super stretchy things made by the guy.

doctorhook86 | 24

#4640417 - Monday 2 July 2012 07:41

117: So why do they always get so raggedy around the cuffs? SHIELD needs to know.

clairesucks | 37

#6222100 - Thursday 5 March 2015 01:36

#117 or it could be because kids watch the amazing hulk...

By SpottedMew | 15

#4636305 - Sunday 1 July 2012 02:14

Ain't nothing wrong with talking about Bruce's penis.

airforce987 | 20

#4636893 - Sunday 1 July 2012 04:42

Says Loki

ALpein | 0

#4640396 - Monday 2 July 2012 07:35

To Tony.

baddawg365 | 0

#4640495 - Monday 2 July 2012 08:21

To which tony replies

darf1023 | 3

#4667188 - Monday 9 July 2012 08:40

Actually, i think it would shrink. My reasoning is simple: when Bruce goes into Hulk, he gets bigger and stronger, right. So the anger is Bruces steroids. However, we know that steroids shrink the package. So....yea.

redstone7693 | 29

#6314376 - Monday 8 June 2015 03:05

Its gone now.

By Hockeyboy4280 | 18

#4636307 - Sunday 1 July 2012 02:14

Little horny are we?

mduffy08 | 8

#4637166 - Sunday 1 July 2012 06:34

Hulk HORNY.

onlychildFTW | 33

#4638889 - Sunday 1 July 2012 08:12

You know if that thing did get enlarged as much as him that could be quite painful for whatever girl gets it. Haha

xCoLToNx | 7

#4641838 - Monday 2 July 2012 05:43

A little virgin, aren't you? Hahaha.. loser.

I_lost_the_game | 25

#4646998 - Tuesday 3 July 2012 07:59

What's wrong with being a virgin?

By flockz | 19

#4636331 - Sunday 1 July 2012 02:17

HULK SMASH!! if you know what i mean....

geg13 | 3

#4636658 - Sunday 1 July 2012 03:20

Hulk smash dat ass

lofty1012 | 3

#4636803 - Sunday 1 July 2012 04:04

His junk is the only part that doesn't grow actually

Fmlsea | 26

#4636904 - Sunday 1 July 2012 04:45

and you know this how ?

Archay | 13

#4636956 - Sunday 1 July 2012 05:01

Well when you see a big ass green monster with arms and legs the size of cars but no monster bulge you would not watch hulk again lol

the_anti_hipster | 7

#4636966 - Sunday 1 July 2012 05:09

Speak for yourself 74......

Archay | 13

#4636969 - Sunday 1 July 2012 05:10

*notice

By ilovefall10 | 21

#4636339 - Sunday 1 July 2012 02:18

At first I thought OP was a man due to the subject but when I saw that she was a woman, I couldn't help but to think how this was a bad stuff. I thought girls liked talking about such stuff. :/

jmashini | 10

#4636730 - Sunday 1 July 2012 03:46

Just you.

ALpein | 0

#4640403 - Monday 2 July 2012 07:37

My usual topic is Avenger boners.

By rcgirl2 | 11

#4636345 - Sunday 1 July 2012 02:19

You're having a HULKgasm. That didn't work. It would've been better if it were Thor. I could have THORgasms all day! ;)

gracehi | 31

#4636594 - Sunday 1 July 2012 03:07

Yay verily! Though doth liketh that don't ye, my succulent wench! ;)

RainingDaydreams | 0

#4637471 - Sunday 1 July 2012 09:36

Or Thor's pick up line: "I'll make you Thor in the morning." ;)

doctorhook86 | 24

#4640406 - Monday 2 July 2012 07:37

If I understand my girlfriend's fantasy correctly, pick-up lines and thunderbolt-powers are unnecessary when you're played by Chris Hemsworth.

By somewizdom | 15

#4636347 - Sunday 1 July 2012 02:19

I'm assuming your nipples looked like Ak bullets?

ZBaron | 3

#4637015 - Sunday 1 July 2012 05:30

Hahahahahahaha omg

AFloppyWetWhale | 6

#4639062 - Sunday 1 July 2012 09:24

Nah too small more like 50 caliber sniper bullets XD

By Enslaved | 36

#4636355 - Sunday 1 July 2012 02:20

What's the answer? How big would it be?

Bonzer | 1

#4636426 - Sunday 1 July 2012 02:33

Big, very big.

thiscrazything | 0

#4636610 - Sunday 1 July 2012 03:10

Oh, hell yeah!

TheDrudgeChild | 4

#4638662 - Sunday 1 July 2012 06:03

A rule 34 search could easily answer this.

By jannielovesjack | 0

#4636357 - Sunday 1 July 2012 02:20

I'm pretty sure any straight woman would be excited to see a package that big OP. At least i would. your friends are probably just afraid of admitting it themselves and are teasing you to cover up their own feelings.

doctorhook86 | 24

#4636437 - Sunday 1 July 2012 02:35

9: Your profile says you're 14--you're way too young to be so interested in large penises.

jannielovesjack | 0

#4636451 - Sunday 1 July 2012 02:38

That may be so but, it's normal for a guy my age to be interested in the porn right?

doctorhook86 | 24

#4636509 - Sunday 1 July 2012 02:50

23: Nope, illegal.

jannielovesjack | 0

#4636515 - Sunday 1 July 2012 02:51

How so doctor? Please note no sarcasm. Just curious.

broim13calm_down | 8

#4636519 - Sunday 1 July 2012 02:53

your 14. . . xD

gracehi | 31

#4636570 - Sunday 1 July 2012 03:03

While it may be illegal for a 14 year old boy to view porn, that doesn't mean 14 year old boys aren't INTERESTED in porn. She actually brings up a valid point. However I have to agree that, although you are certainly old enough to be interested in penises, you are too young to act upon that interest. Just keep fantasizing about the Hulk's fictional green giant throbbing penis for now.

twisted_cherub | 14

#4636617 - Sunday 1 July 2012 03:11

9- It's not abnormal to be interested in sex and sexual things at 14, male or female. But the fact that you're 14 means you haven't learned yet that bigger does not equal better. If a regular, human penis hitting my cervix hurts bad enough to ruin the mood and make me cry, I would not want to be anywhere near Hulk penis. Okay as a fantasy, but I can't get past the organ liquifying, free episiotomy giving destruction that would ensue.