Today, after watching Hulk with my friends, we spent a good half hour discussing exactly how enlarged Bruce Banner's package would be in his Hulk state. I couldn't hide my excitement, and now my friends won't stop teasing me. FML
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speshlk37
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You wouldn't like me when I'm horny...
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flockz
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HULK SMASH!! if you know what i mean....
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LMFAOallthetime
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Sucks to suck op
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niadanac1
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You suck for wasting the first comment with complete suck. You may be the suckiest suck that ever sucked.
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doctorhook86
| 24
Sounds like she'd rather suck something green and mean.
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alex1432
| 9
you comment goes perfectly with your picture.
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Oreohugzpenny
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#86 So true!
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LMFAOallthetime
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86- i don't get what your trying to say?
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Toasty283
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Blows to blow
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speshlk37
| 13
You wouldn't like me when I'm horny...
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chillyCholo
| 5
That's the thing... I'm always horny
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tennisrapper1
| 14
You guys gave me a raging clue just now!
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littlejx_fml
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Yet the hulks pants never rip..
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kyleekay
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61- Maybe he wears spandex?
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rdrr
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Maybe he is a shower not a grower.
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philbelfrage
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61 - that's why he's angry, that's the only part of him that doesn't get bigger.
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onlychildFTW
| 33
His pants don't rip because there special super stretchy things made by the guy.
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doctorhook86
| 24
117: So why do they always get so raggedy around the cuffs? SHIELD needs to know.
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clairesucks
| 37
#117 or it could be because kids watch the amazing hulk...
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SpottedMew
| 15
Ain't nothing wrong with talking about Bruce's penis.
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airforce987
| 20
Says Loki
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ALpein
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To Tony.
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baddawg365
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To which tony replies
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darf1023
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Actually, i think it would shrink. My reasoning is simple: when Bruce goes into Hulk, he gets bigger and stronger, right. So the anger is Bruces steroids. However, we know that steroids shrink the package. So....yea.
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redstone7693
| 29
Its gone now.
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Hockeyboy4280
| 18
Little horny are we?
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mduffy08
| 8
Hulk HORNY.
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onlychildFTW
| 33
You know if that thing did get enlarged as much as him that could be quite painful for whatever girl gets it. Haha
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xCoLToNx
| 7
A little virgin, aren't you? Hahaha.. loser.
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I_lost_the_game
| 25
What's wrong with being a virgin?
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flockz
| 19
HULK SMASH!! if you know what i mean....
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geg13
| 3
Hulk smash dat ass
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lofty1012
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His junk is the only part that doesn't grow actually
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Fmlsea
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and you know this how ?
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Archay
| 13
Well when you see a big ass green monster with arms and legs the size of cars but no monster bulge you would not watch hulk again lol
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the_anti_hipster
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Speak for yourself 74......
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Archay
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*notice
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ilovefall10
| 21
At first I thought OP was a man due to the subject
but when I saw that she was a woman,
I couldn't help but to think how this was a bad stuff.
I thought girls liked talking about such stuff.
:/
but when I saw that she was a woman,
I couldn't help but to think how this was a bad stuff.
I thought girls liked talking about such stuff.
:/
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jmashini
| 13
Just you.
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ALpein
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My usual topic is Avenger boners.
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rcgirl2
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You're having a HULKgasm. That didn't work. It would've been better if it were Thor. I could have THORgasms all day! ;)
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gracehi
| 31
Yay verily! Though doth liketh that don't ye, my succulent wench! ;)
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RainingDaydreams
| 0
Or Thor's pick up line: "I'll make you Thor in the morning." ;)
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doctorhook86
| 24
If I understand my girlfriend's fantasy correctly, pick-up lines and thunderbolt-powers are unnecessary when you're played by Chris Hemsworth.
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somewizdom
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I'm assuming your nipples looked like Ak bullets?
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ZBaron
| 3
Hahahahahahaha omg
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AFloppyWetWhale
| 6
Nah too small more like 50 caliber sniper bullets XD
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Enslaved
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What's the answer? How big would it be?
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Bonzer
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Big, very big.
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thiscrazything
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Oh, hell yeah!
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TheDrudgeChild
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A rule 34 search could easily answer this.
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jannielovesjack
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I'm pretty sure any straight woman would be excited to see a package that big OP. At least i would. your friends are probably just afraid of admitting it themselves and are teasing you to cover up their own feelings.
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doctorhook86
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9: Your profile says you're 14--you're way too young to be so interested in large penises.
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jannielovesjack
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That may be so but, it's normal for a guy my age to be interested in the porn right?
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doctorhook86
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23: Nope, illegal.
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jannielovesjack
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How so doctor? Please note no sarcasm. Just curious.
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broim13calm_down
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your 14. . . xD
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gracehi
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While it may be illegal for a 14 year old boy to view porn, that doesn't mean 14 year old boys aren't INTERESTED in porn. She actually brings up a valid point. However I have to agree that, although you are certainly old enough to be interested in penises, you are too young to act upon that interest. Just keep fantasizing about the Hulk's fictional green giant throbbing penis for now.
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twisted_cherub
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9- It's not abnormal to be interested in sex and sexual things at 14, male or female. But the fact that you're 14 means you haven't learned yet that bigger does not equal better. If a regular, human penis hitting my cervix hurts bad enough to ruin the mood and make me cry, I would not want to be anywhere near Hulk penis. Okay as a fantasy, but I can't get past the organ liquifying, free episiotomy giving destruction that would ensue.
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gracehi
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Yes. There is such a thing as too big. The thought of the Hulk's penis frightens me.
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GuessWhatKids
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9 now has a private profile ahhaah.
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destroyer69
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23 has a private profile as well, hehehaha I like shy people ;)
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PvtParts417
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It may be illegal for 14 year olds to view porn but everyone knows they still do