By Anonymous - 10/02/2012 05:31 - United States

Today, things were getting hot with my boyfriend and I started to breathe heavy and moan. He then says to me, "Babe, can you calm down, we're having sex not running a marathon." FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 951
You deserved it 7 278

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Guys want sex with a girl, not Darth Vader.

TylerOMFG 7

Lol. Isn't it usually the guy getting steamy with it?


saIty 17
Swagmaster7 0
TylerOMFG 7

Lol. Isn't it usually the guy getting steamy with it?

batummshakalaka 1

Girls can get steamy too. Well maybe your girls have never gotten steamy. But that sounds like a personal problem. All the good ones get steamy. It's not about being a man or woman. Sooooooo...

TylerOMFG 7

I was merely suggesting my thought, no need to bash me on it.

unitedfan11 0

Looks like 11 took the comment personally hahaha.

batummshakalaka 1

No bashing here. Just like you, I was merely suggesting my thought. Right? Forgive me? ;)

batummshakalaka 1
tjv3 10

Wow that sucks. What a boring lay

Sometimes the girl moaning can be hot. Who the heck wants it silent?!

Guys want sex with a girl, not Darth Vader.

I couldn't help but laugh at this comment, thank you for making my day lol.

batummshakalaka 1

Women want sex with a guy who will make them sound like Darth Vader.

linkinpark98 23

12 - Lmao. Surprisingly, you are very correct.

.........come on i cant be the only one here who would rather have sex with darth vader

Jonkbaby you have the absolute WORST comments...

I think birth control is important and essential, how can you not like that?

shadexilmaendu 4

If a guys doing his job right the girl should not be quiet. o.o

It bugs me so much when a comment is a moderated. It makes me even more anxious to see it!

I moan pretty hard too when I run marathons.

I usually come near the halfway point, leaving the Marathon somewhat disappointed

I've been to a gas station called marathon before.

Birdie_Sage 0

Can you calm down? We're running a marathon, not having sex. Eheheh~

I've been to a marathon before. It had great French fries...

I agree. Sweaty, panting, moaning sex is the hottest kind of sex. OP should find a dude who appreciates her enthusiasm, and her dude should find a girl who will just lie there like a dead fish.