Today, while on the phone with my boyfriend, I really needed to poop. Badly. He was in the middle of telling a story, so I figured I could get away with muting the phone while on the toilet. Halfway through, he suddenly went silent. I forgot to mute the phone. FML
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elisabeth1_fml
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Anyone who says they haven't taken a call whilst on the loo is full of shit. Lmfao. Or maybe its just me
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ChantelRenaeee
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Hahah oh well. If he's your boyfriend he should understand you need to use the bathroom.
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ChantelRenaeee
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Hahah oh well. If he's your boyfriend he should understand you need to use the bathroom.
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theten_fml
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"oh.. those thunder and rain noises were um.. just sound effects for your amazing story babe"
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MrKlutch
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Very lady like
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Choose_Wisely
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"mmhm *grunt* cool story *plop* JESUS!"
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zombicidal
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isn't it a bit unsanitary to put a toilet in the kitchen?
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RedPillSucks
| 31
It's so she can feed shit to the boys that tell her to get them a sammich
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jessesgirl14
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Nice job op
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Mean_Mr_Mustard
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Need a moment? Chew it over. *Insert candy bar here*
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nicework
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what is she talking about girls don't poop
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LiyIa_fml
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Everytime I talk on the phone, I some how 75% of the time, end up needing to use the bathroom. It sucks when I forget to mute the phone. @[email protected]
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Flutequeen
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He should still love you.
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sickjairo
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This FML is fake girls don't poop.
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Flutequeen
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Yeah we do.
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Jdimp
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wasn't there an FML just like this
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crisspz
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omg I didn't know girls pooped!!!
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satph
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124- seriously? how did you think they released their waste?
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asoptavlo14
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127 seriously? How did you not notice he was kidding?
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elisabeth1_fml
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Anyone who says they haven't taken a call whilst on the loo is full of shit. Lmfao. Or maybe its just me
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NotDave
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Well, only PARTIALLY full of shit now...
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Nanobytez
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I can happily say, I have never took a shit while on the phone. I've taken a piss, but never that.
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skullcandifiedDJ
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that's disgusting...
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jbaby7892
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I have! Me nd my friend have full conversations while on the toilet... I think we have a telepathic connection.. We poop at the same time=}
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419
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112: That's nice to know...?
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missmurderx
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the things that i could say right now, 112.
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nitram06
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Wow, you look like you would with your absurdly moronic looking picture.
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gigi_rawx
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i dont talk on the phone ever while taking a dump
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FlufflyFlamingos
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Shit happens(: It's normal.
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jswizzle_
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Overused pun is overused.
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EnEl_Infierno
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What a shitty situation! Okay you can shoot me now. :p
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perdix
| 29
Even worse, it's the OP's nickname in this story.
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bitchslapped22
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Remember this lesson forever, shit happens: Shit happens.
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HaHaOhShit
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Well we all grew up being told that girls never fart you know?
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exleonhart
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Because everybody poops.
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missmurderx
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South Park ruined that for us awhile back.
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Mornai
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It happens to the best of us.
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KailyKii
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It's not that much of a big deal.
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iSANDRAi
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wow talk about how awkward that's going to be when u c him again, but hey shits happen
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deathbreadstick
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Why should it be awkward? :/
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raphdragon02
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partypooper
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chrissy_fml
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Lmfao
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Buttsexpirate
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"Honey I finally got that promotion! What do you think of that?" *brap, plop, sploosh, splatter* '________'
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kbball95
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Lmfao XD
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leadman1989
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Well you're just a potty mouth!
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hippo1234
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...brap? What sounds come out of YOUR ass?