By ShitHappens - 24/10/2011 05:04 - United States

Today, while on the phone with my boyfriend, I really needed to poop. Badly. He was in the middle of telling a story, so I figured I could get away with muting the phone while on the toilet. Halfway through, he suddenly went silent. I forgot to mute the phone. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 542
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Anyone who says they haven't taken a call whilst on the loo is full of shit. Lmfao. Or maybe its just me

Hahah oh well. If he's your boyfriend he should understand you need to use the bathroom.

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Hahah oh well. If he's your boyfriend he should understand you need to use the bathroom.

"oh.. those thunder and rain noises were um.. just sound effects for your amazing story babe"

Very lady like

"mmhm *grunt* cool story *plop* JESUS!"

isn't it a bit unsanitary to put a toilet in the kitchen?

It's so she can feed shit to the boys that tell her to get them a sammich

Need a moment? Chew it over. *Insert candy bar here*

what is she talking about girls don't poop

Everytime I talk on the phone, I some how 75% of the time, end up needing to use the bathroom. It sucks when I forget to mute the phone. @[email protected]

He should still love you.

This FML is fake girls don't poop.

wasn't there an FML just like this

omg I didn't know girls pooped!!!

124- seriously? how did you think they released their waste?

127 seriously? How did you not notice he was kidding?

Anyone who says they haven't taken a call whilst on the loo is full of shit. Lmfao. Or maybe its just me

Well, only PARTIALLY full of shit now...

I can happily say, I have never took a shit while on the phone. I've taken a piss, but never that.

that's disgusting...

I have! Me nd my friend have full conversations while on the toilet... I think we have a telepathic connection.. We poop at the same time=}

112: That's nice to know...?

the things that i could say right now, 112.

Wow, you look like you would with your absurdly moronic looking picture.

i dont talk on the phone ever while taking a dump

Shit happens(: It's normal.

Overused pun is overused.

What a shitty situation! Okay you can shoot me now. :p

Even worse, it's the OP's nickname in this story.

Remember this lesson forever, shit happens: Shit happens.

Well we all grew up being told that girls never fart you know?

Because everybody poops.

South Park ruined that for us awhile back.

It happens to the best of us.

It's not that much of a big deal.

wow talk about how awkward that's going to be when u c him again, but hey shits happen

Why should it be awkward? :/

"Honey I finally got that promotion! What do you think of that?" *brap, plop, sploosh, splatter* '________'

Well you're just a potty mouth!

...brap? What sounds come out of YOUR ass?