By ShitHappens - 24/10/2011 05:04 - United States

Today, while on the phone with my boyfriend, I really needed to poop. Badly. He was in the middle of telling a story, so I figured I could get away with muting the phone while on the toilet. Halfway through, he suddenly went silent. I forgot to mute the phone. FML
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elisabeth1_fml 0
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Anyone who says they haven't taken a call whilst on the loo is full of shit. Lmfao. Or maybe its just me

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ChantelRenaeee 0
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Hahah oh well. If he's your boyfriend he should understand you need to use the bathroom.

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ChantelRenaeee 0
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Hahah oh well. If he's your boyfriend he should understand you need to use the bathroom.

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theten_fml 9

"oh.. those thunder and rain noises were um.. just sound effects for your amazing story babe"

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MrKlutch 1
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Very lady like

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Choose_Wisely 5
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"mmhm *grunt* cool story *plop* JESUS!"

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zombicidal 11
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isn't it a bit unsanitary to put a toilet in the kitchen?

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RedPillSucks 31

It's so she can feed shit to the boys that tell her to get them a sammich

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jessesgirl14 16

Nice job op

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Mean_Mr_Mustard 9

Need a moment? Chew it over. *Insert candy bar here*

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nicework 0
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what is she talking about girls don't poop

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LiyIa_fml 8

Everytime I talk on the phone, I some how 75% of the time, end up needing to use the bathroom. It sucks when I forget to mute the phone. @[email protected]

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Flutequeen 0
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He should still love you.

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sickjairo 7

This FML is fake girls don't poop.

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Jdimp 1

wasn't there an FML just like this

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crisspz 4
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omg I didn't know girls pooped!!!

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satph 12
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124- seriously? how did you think they released their waste?

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asoptavlo14 6

127 seriously? How did you not notice he was kidding?

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elisabeth1_fml 0
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Anyone who says they haven't taken a call whilst on the loo is full of shit. Lmfao. Or maybe its just me

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NotDave 0
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Well, only PARTIALLY full of shit now...

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Nanobytez 5
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I can happily say, I have never took a shit while on the phone. I've taken a piss, but never that.

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skullcandifiedDJ 5
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that's disgusting...

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jbaby7892 0
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I have! Me nd my friend have full conversations while on the toilet... I think we have a telepathic connection.. We poop at the same time=}

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419 0
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112: That's nice to know...?

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missmurderx 8

the things that i could say right now, 112.

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nitram06 2
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Wow, you look like you would with your absurdly moronic looking picture.

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gigi_rawx 9

i dont talk on the phone ever while taking a dump

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FlufflyFlamingos 0
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Shit happens(: It's normal.

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jswizzle_ 6

Overused pun is overused.

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EnEl_Infierno 15

What a shitty situation! Okay you can shoot me now. :p

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perdix 29

Even worse, it's the OP's nickname in this story.

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bitchslapped22 14

Remember this lesson forever, shit happens: Shit happens.

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HaHaOhShit 1

Well we all grew up being told that girls never fart you know?

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exleonhart 0
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Because everybody poops.

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missmurderx 8

South Park ruined that for us awhile back.

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Mornai 32

It happens to the best of us.

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KailyKii 11

It's not that much of a big deal.

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iSANDRAi 1

wow talk about how awkward that's going to be when u c him again, but hey shits happen

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deathbreadstick 10
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Why should it be awkward? :/

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Buttsexpirate 9

"Honey I finally got that promotion! What do you think of that?" *brap, plop, sploosh, splatter* '________'

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leadman1989 15

Well you're just a potty mouth!

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hippo1234 19

...brap? What sounds come out of YOUR ass?

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