FML : Today, while on the phone with my boyfriend, I really needed to poop. Badly. He was in the middle of telling a story, so I figured I could get away with...

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Today, while on the phone with my boyfriend, I really needed to poop. Badly. He was in the middle of telling a story, so I figured I could get away with muting the phone while on the toilet. Halfway through, he suddenly went silent. I forgot to mute the phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ShitHappens / Monday 24 October 2011 05:04 / United States

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By elisabeth1_fml | 0

#3482086 - Monday 24 October 2011 12:11

Anyone who says they haven't taken a call whilst on the loo is full of shit. Lmfao. Or maybe its just me

By ChantelRenaeee | 0

#3482075 - Monday 24 October 2011 12:07

Hahah oh well. If he's your boyfriend he should understand you need to use the bathroom.

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By ChantelRenaeee | 0

#3482075 - Monday 24 October 2011 12:07

Hahah oh well. If he's your boyfriend he should understand you need to use the bathroom.

theten_fml | 9

#3482136 - Monday 24 October 2011 12:26

"oh.. those thunder and rain noises were um.. just sound effects for your amazing story babe"

MrKlutch | 1

#3482178 - Monday 24 October 2011 12:39

Very lady like

Choose_Wisely | 5

#3482248 - Monday 24 October 2011 13:06

"mmhm *grunt* cool story *plop* JESUS!"

zombicidal | 11

#3482358 - Monday 24 October 2011 14:13

isn't it a bit unsanitary to put a toilet in the kitchen?

RedPillSucks | 31

#3482492 - Monday 24 October 2011 15:10

It's so she can feed shit to the boys that tell her to get them a sammich

jessesgirl14 | 16

#3482533 - Monday 24 October 2011 15:34

Nice job op

Mean_Mr_Mustard | 9

#3482679 - Monday 24 October 2011 16:09

Need a moment? Chew it over. *Insert candy bar here*

nicework | 0

#3482824 - Monday 24 October 2011 16:39

what is she talking about girls don't poop

LiyIa_fml | 8

#3485263 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 3:04

Everytime I talk on the phone, I some how 75% of the time, end up needing to use the bathroom. It sucks when I forget to mute the phone. @[email protected]

By Flutequeen | 0

#3482077 - Monday 24 October 2011 12:08

He should still love you.

sickjairo | 7

#3483041 - Monday 24 October 2011 17:42

This FML is fake girls don't poop.

Flutequeen | 0

#3483084 - Monday 24 October 2011 17:55

Yeah we do.

Jdimp | 1

#3484504 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 0:57

wasn't there an FML just like this

crisspz | 4

#3485944 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 5:49

omg I didn't know girls pooped!!!

satph | 12

#3486313 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 7:28

124- seriously? how did you think they released their waste?

asoptavlo14 | 6

#3490925 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 3:47

127 seriously? How did you not notice he was kidding?

By elisabeth1_fml | 0

#3482086 - Monday 24 October 2011 12:11

Anyone who says they haven't taken a call whilst on the loo is full of shit. Lmfao. Or maybe its just me

NotDave | 0

#3482308 - Monday 24 October 2011 13:35

Well, only PARTIALLY full of shit now...

Nanobytez | 5

#3482494 - Monday 24 October 2011 15:12

I can happily say, I have never took a shit while on the phone. I've taken a piss, but never that.

skullcandifiedDJ | 5

#3484146 - Monday 24 October 2011 23:14

that's disgusting...

jbaby7892 | 0

#3484855 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 1:45

I have! Me nd my friend have full conversations while on the toilet... I think we have a telepathic connection.. We poop at the same time=}

419 | 0

#3484976 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 2:02

112: That's nice to know...?

missmurderx | 8

#3485456 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 3:46

the things that i could say right now, 112.

nitram06 | 2

#3486790 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 10:03

Wow, you look like you would with your absurdly moronic looking picture.

gigi_rawx | 9

#5656416 - Tuesday 3 September 2013 6:16

i dont talk on the phone ever while taking a dump

By FlufflyFlamingos | 0

#3482088 - Monday 24 October 2011 12:12

Shit happens(: It's normal.

jswizzle_ | 6

#3482202 - Monday 24 October 2011 12:45

Overused pun is overused.

EnEl_Infierno | 15

#3482259 - Monday 24 October 2011 13:12

What a shitty situation! Okay you can shoot me now. :p

perdix | 29

#3482468 - Monday 24 October 2011 15:02

Even worse, it's the OP's nickname in this story.

bitchslapped22 | 14

#3483743 - Monday 24 October 2011 21:15

Remember this lesson forever, shit happens: Shit happens.

By HaHaOhShit | 1

#3482090 - Monday 24 October 2011 12:12

Well we all grew up being told that girls never fart you know?

exleonhart | 0

#3484570 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 1:08

Because everybody poops.

missmurderx | 8

#3485466 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 3:48

South Park ruined that for us awhile back.

By Mornai | 31

#3482093 - Monday 24 October 2011 12:13

It happens to the best of us.

By KailyKii | 11

#3482097 - Monday 24 October 2011 12:14

It's not that much of a big deal.

By iSANDRAi | 1

#3482099 - Monday 24 October 2011 12:14

wow talk about how awkward that's going to be when u c him again, but hey shits happen

deathbreadstick | 10

#3482530 - Monday 24 October 2011 15:34

Why should it be awkward? :/

By raphdragon02 | 5

#3482100 - Monday 24 October 2011 12:15

partypooper

chrissy_fml | 0

#3571067 - Friday 11 November 2011 5:36

Lmfao

By Buttsexpirate | 9

#3482102 - Monday 24 October 2011 12:15

"Honey I finally got that promotion! What do you think of that?" *brap, plop, sploosh, splatter* '________'

kbball95 | 7

#3482729 - Monday 24 October 2011 16:18

Lmfao XD

leadman1989 | 15

#3484044 - Monday 24 October 2011 22:51

Well you're just a potty mouth!

hippo1234 | 19

#3486201 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 6:49

...brap? What sounds come out of YOUR ass?

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